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knifesturbate

To fondle a knife and play with it when you have more important things to be doing.
I could knifesturbate for hours with my new Swiss Army Knife. It has so many things in it!
by Elric January 24, 2005
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Knife and Gun Club

Every young doctor should do a tour of duty at the Denver Knife and Gun club, to give them a dose of perspective. Plus lots of practice with stitches and making statements to the police.
by DisappointedIdealist January 2, 2011
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hot knife

Method of smoking hash where a blim is sandwiched between two red hot knives. The resulting smoke is collecting in a plastic bottle (which has had the bottom removed) and inhaled.
As a teenager I had many hot knives at Roudy's house.
by Dan Fox August 14, 2003
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xacto-knife

A pencil-like object with a razor at the end. It provides exact cuts for projects and what not.
Dude, I just cut out a star with my xacto-knife
by MyNameIsJonasTY April 22, 2006
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Nigger's knife

A broken beer bottle. Originated from Clerks II.

Racist's word.
Police officer: The victim is stabbed by a broken beer bottle.

News reporter: You mean a nigger's knife officer?

Police officer:....ugh.....
by cigaddict June 19, 2009
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Knife-wrench

From Scrubs, a double-ended tool consisting of a knife and a wrench. Used by the Janitor to torment J.D. & Turk.
Janitor: "Knife-wrench! For kids."
by Bastard-coated Bastard March 11, 2009
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khukuri knife

the blade of the famous Nepalese Ghurka soldiers. The knife features a broad, single edged curved blade. It is also rumored that a Ghurka must always draw blood when unsheathing his Khukuri.
The Khukuri blade sliced deep into the Chineese soldier's neck
by Capt_Capacitor April 17, 2005
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