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Kermit Clapper

Where you freeze a cucumber and put it in a girl’s ass. Then after finishing from behind you take a swim fin and slap the cucumber with it.
I heard you like trying new things? Have you tried a kermit clapper with anyone?
by rushreptar303 April 24, 2024
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Kermit Is God

by MonkeIsGod June 30, 2022
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Kermit

'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
Person: "Dude, this made me so depressed, I'm gonna kermit."
by lowaltitude October 21, 2018
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Kermit Stick

two Kermit heads on the bottom with a long stick leading up to a giant Kermit head.

when you squeeze the heads at the bottom a needle pops out at the top head which can inject meme juice into someone instantly killing them
todd go shove a Kermit stick down your throat
by RamerRihno27 December 10, 2018
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Kermit

The loving dummy thick boi we all love *drinks lipton tea*
"Kermit is such a bean"
by YEE.YEE.JUICE October 25, 2019
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The Kermit

To uncontrollably breath loud while snapping the arm bones of underage humans.
I just pulled the Kermit on those assholes at the playground!
by McLovinDeez May 21, 2021
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kermit the frog

a green puppet that has most likely commited many war crimes in his past… we dont talk about it
kermit the frog: frog who commited war crimes
by i forgor my name February 16, 2025
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