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Kali

Kali is a girl who acts nice at first but then as you get to know her she becomes a rude thot and a ho ho ho
Ayo you hear about kali last night with nick
by Slayer456 January 31, 2022
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Kali

The funniest white cracker girl who is very beautiful and pulls every guy she wants cuz she’s cut like that ong 😭 she has a fat ass and she know how to use it
You see kali over there I heard that dude hit last night she’s so beautiful
by Kali👅👅 May 18, 2022
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Dirty Kali

A dirty Kali is when a girl with a fatty come over to you at lunch in school and sits on your face and in the act of eating her out she sharts leaving a starfish brown stain on your forehead. ( Best experienced with a vibrator toy in ass on max vibration )
dude shqueefa and I did a dirty kali during school yesterday
by SexMaster2099 July 16, 2023
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Kali

If you have a kali in your life you are a very lucky person and you should never let her go. She is the only one who understands you when you are drunk as frick at midnight. She is beautiful, kind and full send amazing. She makes me cry laugh emotions that I can’t name. Kali is an absolute best friend and no guys are good enough for her(that’s the only reason why she doesn’t have a man) she will be there for you when your bf breaks up with you. And any other day ever. There is no other way to describe her. I am so lucky to have her as my best friend.
You look so kali today!
by #petunia January 19, 2020
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mia kali

the wrong spelling of former pornstar, "Mia Khalifa."
some guy: yo, have you watched mia khalifa's latest porno?
b_y_n: i thought it was mia kali
by itssilentboy June 10, 2021
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Kali

She is a hot with to many boys. She will break you into a million pieces and doesn’t care about you at all. She doesn’t care what you think she just hurts people.
Guy 1: who’s that?

Guys 2: Kali she’s a hoe

Guy 1: well bye Kali
by Mali 2.0 October 21, 2019
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Kali

a new breed of snake that can't be trusted. with skin omitting a warm colour, it acts docile and agreeable in the presence of others only to turn on those who place trust within it. it should be avoided and removed at all cost as soon as possible.
"omg i got stabbed in the back by a kali"
by mirainosei December 7, 2021
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