juul vs lang

Doctors site Juul Vs. Lang as one of the leading factors as to why many men and women have micropenises, and therefore suicide rates skyrocket.

Juul Vs Lang is for retards

by JVL sucks March 28, 2019

Juul Aids

When you hit someone else’s Juul and get sick because of it. They’ve probably given it to tons of other kids and you just put your mouth on 100 crusty middle schoolers mouths.

I just hit my mans Juul, I got some Juul Aids. No wonder, he’s been passing it around like nothing.

by ivegotamicropenis April 7, 2019

Juul Hoe

A girl who sends nudes for pods. Also will fuck anything with a heartbeat.

Yikes Emma is such a Juul Hoe

by whaaatatatatay April 17, 2019

Juul Hoe

Someone who sends nudes for pods, will fuck anything with a heartbeat.

Wow that Emma is such a Juul Hoe

by whaaatatatatay April 17, 2019

Juul mime

(n.) The act of lifting one's empty fist to the mouth, in order to replicate the act of taking a Juul hit. Performed by individuals who forgot their Juul at home or have run out of Juul pods.

Like when toddlers suck their thumbs, Juul mimes are acts of muscle memory in moments of desire. A Juul-mimer may be delusional and dangerous, and may also be fidgeting and, more rarely, foaming at the mouth.

Person 1: Steven Juul mimed all night.

Person 2: Ya, and then he threatened Lisa.

by nolandc September 15, 2019

Juul Rip

When you hit a juul for the pleasure of getting a buzz, sometimes you may have to hit it 2 or 3 times.

Hey Randy, can I get a juul rip from you?

by Poppy-_- October 1, 2019

Weak Ass Juul

Stop smoking on that weak ass juul mane

“Aye mane, look at Numer smoking on that weak ass juul”

by NuhNumer August 7, 2019