A female who has some bomb ass pussy and upon breaking up with her causes men to do irrational things.
by Kelke18 April 19, 2017
Get the Joy lanemug. The act of deceiving a receptive sexual partner into thinking you're unwrapping and putting on a condom, while in reality you're simply unwrapping and consuming a candy bar. Success depends in large part on your partner's non-visualization of your hands and penis, either by means of a darkened room or sexual positioning (e.g. doggy style), as well as lack of familiarity with the feel of a bare vs. sheathed penis. May be additionally satisfying if you're able to consume the candy bar while actively having bareback intercourse.
"Sarah was drunk and totally DTF last night, but I didn't have any jim hats on hand, so I just turned off the lights and pulled an almond joy."
"My blind girlfriend was a virgin before we dated, so I felt pretty comfortable giving her an almond joy without risking an STD."
That dude doesn't like to bareback, but he's so high on ecstasy he doesn't even know that the guy behind him just slipped it in almond joy style.
"My blind girlfriend was a virgin before we dated, so I felt pretty comfortable giving her an almond joy without risking an STD."
That dude doesn't like to bareback, but he's so high on ecstasy he doesn't even know that the guy behind him just slipped it in almond joy style.
by SchlitzKicker January 9, 2011
Get the almond joymug. Oh no.
You've actually said it. It's only a matter of time before he comes for you.
Who, you ask? Why, none other than the third horseman of the apocalypse, Stevie Steve. Haven't you seen the video?
Upon uttering this cursed name, there is no escape from your swiftly approaching demise. All you can do is pray.
God be with you, you'll need Him
You've actually said it. It's only a matter of time before he comes for you.
Who, you ask? Why, none other than the third horseman of the apocalypse, Stevie Steve. Haven't you seen the video?
Upon uttering this cursed name, there is no escape from your swiftly approaching demise. All you can do is pray.
God be with you, you'll need Him
by iFunny.co/Resurrection May 24, 2018
Get the Joy Lanemug. by Benedict Madrigal January 6, 2008
Get the Joy Electricmug. An extremely flashy pansy ass dance that Captain Ginyu performs for Freeza when he finds all the Dragon balls.
by thecefis August 19, 2010
Get the Dance of Joymug. by Shavin65 May 3, 2016
Get the Tears of Joymug. Well you've heard about love givin' sight to the blind
My baby's lovin' cause the sun to shine
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy
Yeah I love my baby, heart and soul
Love like ours won't never grow old
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy
Yeah I love my lady, she's long and lean
You mess with her, you'll see a man get mean
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy
My baby's lovin' cause the sun to shine
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy
Yeah I love my baby, heart and soul
Love like ours won't never grow old
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy
Yeah I love my lady, she's long and lean
You mess with her, you'll see a man get mean
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy
Well I love my baby, like the finest wine
Stick with her until the end of time
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy
Yeah I love my baby, my heart and soul
Love like ours won't never grow old
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy
Stick with her until the end of time
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy
Yeah I love my baby, my heart and soul
Love like ours won't never grow old
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020
Get the Pride and Joymug.