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Alligator Jousting

When two straight men crawl at each-other naked with the intent of sword fighting while doing death rolls
Wanna go Alligator Jousting after the party later?

one handed jousting 

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.
"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."
one handed jousting by Farfox5 November 7, 2014

Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...