Example 1: I got a Girl and a Job! NO JOKE!!!
Example 2: I heard you got shot at? Dude that's, No Joke don't take that lightly
Example 2: I heard you got shot at? Dude that's, No Joke don't take that lightly
by Supa Swagg June 7, 2009
Get the No Jokemug. Used to describe an extrememly funny occurance. Often used in reference to an inside joke between two people. May be used in groups as well.
by GypsyChild May 18, 2009
Get the Jokesmug. by wittyname January 16, 2010
Get the jokemug. no joke is a saying used in describing a smoking hot girl. like jessica simpson or lindsay lohan and hilary duff.
by antonio y lorenzo February 18, 2005
Get the no jokemug. 
Joke is a legal term denoting a common defense for violent criminal acts.
Joke arises from old English Common Law, when it was common to kill a man, shrug, and tell the Sheriff of Nottingham, "We were just joking and the clumsy prick fell onto that knife I left in his back."
The Sheriff was required by Common Law to flick the criminal's ear and tell him, "It's funny until someone loses an eye." In extreme cases, the Sheriff would require the criminal to go stand in the corner for fifteen minutes, after which he would chide the criminal, "It's not so funny now, is it dumbass?"
Joke arises from old English Common Law, when it was common to kill a man, shrug, and tell the Sheriff of Nottingham, "We were just joking and the clumsy prick fell onto that knife I left in his back."
The Sheriff was required by Common Law to flick the criminal's ear and tell him, "It's funny until someone loses an eye." In extreme cases, the Sheriff would require the criminal to go stand in the corner for fifteen minutes, after which he would chide the criminal, "It's not so funny now, is it dumbass?"
by Kodiac_1 July 27, 2006
Get the jokemug. An incorrect, or offensive statement written in earnest that is later, due to backlash, referred to by the author as "a joke", in a feeble attempt to hide the fact that the statement is either a lie, an insult, or both.
People who make "a joke" aren't just cowards, they're dumb as a bag pf bricks for thinking anyone actually believes them.
by Yolo Brahzooie August 19, 2018
Get the A Jokemug.