Joel

He is a good person and is very smart has lots of friends and does not fight.

Joel is a good friend

by Chriscool November 2, 2022

Joel

A lovely bloke with big cock and balls and lots of money, sex machine with plenty in his tank to satisfy the needs of anyone who needs it.

Omg his penis is so large he must be a Joel

by oelybay eattiejay November 22, 2021

joel

joel is a nice and handsome guy that laughs like a supressor. He's fuckin quiet all the time. But behind all that silence he's gettin those bitches like russ the L's. Tons.

Girl: Who's that Joel ur talkin about?
Chad: Thats the hot hitter, guap getter who leaves the thots bitter.
Girl: Who?
Chad: The one that laughs like a supressor...
Girl: Oooooh I NEED TO MARRY HIM!

by ItsActuallyTayKeith January 5, 2019

Joel

Joel is an absolute sick cunt with catchphrases such as I am stingin for a cone or Fuck, I'm gonna Do the hokey pokey.
Joel gets mad bitches and gives zero fucks.

Joel should have my babies.

by Skooooobs June 5, 2019

Joel

joel is a perfect alpha male with absoloutely no flaws what so ever he has a sizzling six-pack and he is the farther and better version of all gods he does not care about your religion the only thing that matters to him is how much of a sex magnet he is which shouldnt even be a concern because he has been effortlessly attracting women for decades

girl 1"i feel this strange horny feeling"
girl 2 "yeah is because joel is around"

by chad chadinson February 12, 2019

Joeles

Roman God of Rawness who dined with Leonitus in hell. Exceptional person of amazing talent and all around ballin status. A genuine stud who is really packing in the pants/toga. Someone who always comes through in the clutch. This divine warrior cannot be destroyed, he is the ultimate ally. Derived from Joelus, the Greek god of Rawness.

"Today we were getting worked on COD 4 but then Joeles came and they were paralyzed by the his intimidating stature. Then Joeles bent them over a table. WE WON thanks to JOELES!

by captaninsano12 March 8, 2009

Joeling

To masturbate

I caught Adam in the guest room joeling during the New Year's Eve party.

by Gvilleddq January 3, 2014