Joe

A boy who you will instantly fall in love with. He has stunning blue eyes and dirty blone hair. He loves his girlfriend with all of his heart and can make any girl's heart melt. He is athletic and is often refered to as "the smartest boy in the class". He is musically talented and has a great voice when it comes to singing.

Girl 1: "Did you see the new kid?"

Girl 2: "Oh you mean Joe?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, the smart kid from biologytoday"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I couldn't keep my eyes off him!"

by Lindacapari January 5, 2014

Joe

Joe is a sensitive guy who enjoys the simple things in life though he often forgets these simple things ever existed some say this is due to his fondness of the many powders of the world but no one will ever truly know. Joe is also known for his athletic achievements at one point even being called the second best hurler in the world. Joe does have his faults too though like his frequent need for bathroom breaks makes it the equivalent to traveling with your grandmother. All in all Joe is known for his charm and coke fueled rage sessions but that's just Joe.

Oh no Joe's been at the devil's dandruff again.
Hide your kids here comes Joe.

by Gimpboy69 April 20, 2020

Joe

Meaning "he who rocks a comb over" A snuggle bunny of a man, who secretly enjoys cuddling. He also likes to be the little spoon... But he has pretty teeth so it's okay...

Joe will snuggle the shit out of you...

by Sleepinbeauty January 17, 2014

Joe

A cute lovable boy that you don't have to know to fall in love with. Joe is laid back and funny, but will curse someone out if needed. He can be nerdy but kinky at times. A good boyfriend you can laugh with and spend time with. He showers you with compliments and love. (He also has a big dick)

If only I can have a Joe.

by kaylur April 22, 2017

joe

Slang term given to military personnel when the name is not known or when talking about military personnel as a stereotype.

Hey go ask that "Joe" for a cigarette before the Platoon Sergeant gets back.

"Joe" is always ready to index the mission and hit the bars instead.

by 153 Cav February 17, 2007

Joe

The security guard in every stealth game whom by murdering triggers every security guard to converge to your location.

Guard A: "Hey man, it's Joe's birthday!"
Guard B: "Really?"
Guard A: "Let's surprise him! All units converge to Joe's position."

All Units: "Hey Joe!"
*They discover you holding Joe's dead body with a knife stuck to the back of his neck*
All Units: ">:("

Mission Failed. No Optic Camo for you.

by Xekiel March 4, 2010

Joe

A pretty man whose really Harry Potter in disguise.

Oh that's a pretty man... Maybe he's a Joe!

Or

We're all just blown away by that Joe's hotness.

by Chrispineismine December 7, 2010