by Cavebilly January 21, 2024
by Deanno October 08, 2023
by EnglishIsNotYourFirstLanguage April 14, 2017
Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.
by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022
by joshtacos27 October 24, 2022
- A motherfucking Chad who likes too much of gangbang and golden shower.
- Spends too much of phone storage on telegram. (bout 300TB) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Would snatch your girl using his strong pp energy, but will give you back your girl, if you offer some alcohol (hand sanitiser included)
- Spends too much of phone storage on telegram. (bout 300TB) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Would snatch your girl using his strong pp energy, but will give you back your girl, if you offer some alcohol (hand sanitiser included)
"I spend too much time and storage on telegram."
'Maybe you are an officer jobbie.'
"I would like to sacrifices this bottle of hand sanitiser (contains alcohol) , if you return me my girl that you snatched easily, Lord officer jobbie."
'Maybe you are an officer jobbie.'
"I would like to sacrifices this bottle of hand sanitiser (contains alcohol) , if you return me my girl that you snatched easily, Lord officer jobbie."
by JDZD January 27, 2022
by Ecktamine August 14, 2015