Jingle Whip

A swinging uppercut to the balls delivered by a sock full of quarters.

I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.

by Zynodome September 22, 2020

Jingle Whip

A swinging uppercut to the balls delivered by a sock full of quarters.

I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.

by Zynodome September 23, 2020

Jingle Jangle

When your dick gets so soft that it moves around without being able to stop. Also means a dick that is too soft to fit in the persons pants because they are too drunk to walk........

"Holy Shit Emma, look at his JINGLE JANGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by DONKEYS ASS September 27, 2020

Jingle Whip

An uppercut to the genitals delivered by a swinging sock full of quarters.

“You better behave this Christmas son, or else, I’m gettin’ the Jingle Whip.”

by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021

Jingle Jangle

to beat someone the fuck up

Marta “im going to jingle jangle you “
Krystian “ oh no don’t beat me up

by Slagg December 2, 2021

Jingle bells

A traditional Christmas carol

Dashing through the snow
in a one-horse open sleigh.
O’er the fields we go
laughing all the way.
Bells on bobtail ring,
making spirits bright.
What fun it is to laugh and sing
a sleighing song tonight. (hey)
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh!

by bluestinger66 September 21, 2022

jingle my bells

A female asking playfully for someone to fondle her breasts around Christmas time.

"Why don't you come jingle my bells and then you can Kringle my sleigh."

by DanTheDuctTapeBall December 2, 2022