Jethro'd It

Whenever you eat a large amount of food at once.

1st person- "Dang, you should have seen Derek this morning at breakfast"
2nd person- "Yeah I know he really Jethro'd It!"

by MelindaMisconception January 17, 2009

Jewahr

Garbage Can

A: "Where should I throw this?"
B: "In the jewahr"

by sheikhayo January 9, 2010

Jeta Lag

Illness caused by travelling by a wolksvagen jeta which is older than 30 years.The car is still being driven in poor countries like Serbia.With it's crapy shocks,leaking doors,rough ride is garantied!

Steva:Hey bro , how was your trip?
Dzoni:Damn man,I'm feeling sick cuz of this jeta lag

by Warrior's code February 6, 2012

Jethr0x

Jethr0x is one of the BEST RuneScape Autoers, and Fire capers. As of November 13th, 2008, his Cape count is 85. He has a macro for almost everything. He also owns #omg on the SwiftIRC Network :).

Holy shit, I just saw Jethr0x! HE was so fucking leet!!!

by Yung_Waffles March 30, 2009

jethrosexual

(a) A redneck heterosexual male given to enhancing his personal appearance by layering flannel, regular ass picking, and stuffing snuff into his lower lip
(b) A closeted homosexual, mountain man/redneck/hillbilly.

When that Jethrosexual walked into the bar, my sphincter tensed up and I could hear the banjos from Deliverance playing in the background.

by Queen of Irreverence April 15, 2013

Jethro Tull

A progressive-rock band fronted by Ian Anderson-the best one-legged flute-playing sheep farmer in rock and roll today!

Teacher: Class, today we will learn about Jethro Tull.

Class: You mean that boring prog-rock band my dad likes? The one fronted by a sheep-shagger who plays the fucking flute?

Teacher: No, the guy that revolutionized agriculture in Europe in the 18th century by rediscovering techniques used by the Chinese in the 6th century.

Class: Oh, THAT Jethro Tull!

by Shite from Shinola October 21, 2009

jethro bodine

Uneducated redneck who is lacking culture, social norms.

Most people who watch Fox News,are the Jethro Bodine type who think you can get AIDS from shaking hands with gay people or that every black man is OJ Simpson!!!

by Tha Knowledge September 23, 2013