jesus H. christ

The H stands for Jesus' favorite fruit, honeydew melon.
"Jesus H. Christ! Will you please shut up already?!"
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jesus h christ

What you can say when you are extremely disgusted, shocked, suprised, etc.
Jesus H Christ, that fart smells like rotten ass.
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A cult-like religion referenced as the main sect of Mormonism. Known for their rules and regulations and underlying homophobic and transphobic behavior.
Person 1: I'm fromThe Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Person 2: Sorry to hear that.
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Jesus H. Christ

"Jesus H. Christ", the "H" stands for "Heli" Jesus' GrandFather's name.

LUKE 3:23, "Now Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as many people thought, the son of Joseph, the son of HELI."
I can't believe it -- Jesus H. Christ actually MEANS something!
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The Reinstated Preferred name for Mormons as of October 2018.
Person 1: Hey... You're a Mormon!
Person 2: *Sigh* No... We are Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
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Jesus H. Christ

Jesus Hey-Zeus Christ. Many Mexicans are named after Him. Also used as a cuss-word by the irreverent.
And He shall be named Jesus H. Christ because He shall say "Hey, Zeus, I'm gonna take your place!"
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