Jessica

A completely fabulous girl. Shes too real sometimes and guys that hit on her friends are fucking terrified of her...she will make sure everyone acknowledges her presence. Though she is shy once she's around her friends she bouncy and very energetic. Gorgeous girl with a nose you could slide down. Very big wide eyes. Everyone needs a wife like Jessica. She's like everything wife husband father mother aunt uncle ect ect. At any New Year party your at make sure Jessicas there...she will dedicate her night to watch your drunk ass.

1) Damn look there's Jessica!

2) Didn't she murder Krista's boyfriend?

1) Yep...that's Jessica for you

by Unnamed :) June 24, 2017

jessica

The best person you’ll ever meet. Gorgeous, funny, charming, supportive, an all-around amazing person. People with the name Jessica are Aphrodite incarnate.

Person one: Dude did you hear about that new girl?
Person two: Oh yeah, she’s so fly, TOTALLY a Jessica

by jessicathegirlurmanadores September 15, 2019

jessica

Jessica; A bubbly bright star in human shape and form, set on planet earth to shine bright as she did as a star above. Jessica loves arts and crafts, and is proficient in stationary. Jessica also enjoys to spend her free time doing cosplay. Jessica adores lancer from fate night series.

Jessica is amazing and I can't wait to see you.

by samstadahamsta October 4, 2019

Sarah Jessica Parker

1. A transvestite moose looking celebrity who needs to take acting lesson and is hated by most people mostly the south park writing staff.

1. I saw Sarah Jessica Parker in Have You Heard About the Morgans, she needs to learn how to act.
2. Wow look at that moose shot it ow crap that was Sarah Jessica Parker.

by gangasta123456789987654321 June 2, 2010

Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly ass actress whos face resembles a horse.

Man 1: Hey look! There's a horse walking on the sidewalk!

Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...

Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.

by Awkward Panda July 11, 2011

Jessica

An extremely common female name.

person 1: What's that girl's name?
person 2: Jessica

by p!atdbrendonsgirl October 17, 2006

Jessica

Jessica is an amazing friend, one of the best you’ll come across. A Jessica is brave, smart, loyal, kind, awesome and the coolest person you will probably meet. They are always there when you need them most and try to help you at stuff you struggle at. Jessica’s are very extroverted and aren’t afraid to speak their mind but they are also very humorous and are always laughing. They are very outgoing and are always ready to embarrass a friend. To people that have not gotten to know a Jessica, they may come across as really out there. But when you get to know them, you see their sweeter side and are quickly find comfort in their company. Jessica is an amazing friend who will stick with you and won’t leave you for stupid little things. Jessica’s is a truely awesome person

1: woah who is that awesome person over there!
2: oh that’s Jessica
1: she’s so awesome

by Brax240 December 15, 2020