Jesse

Jesse is the kid in school who knows a lot about a couple of subjects but only useless facts. He is generally tall with dirty blond hair and turquoise eyes. Generally has a loose sense of humor but can make you laugh even if you're mad at him. If you are a girl reading this jesses generally have large dicks. If your a guy not by the name of Jesse, have fun I have no advise for you. If your a guy named Jesse then listen up, you are one of two things. Either ugly or hot as hell. If your ugly you have two choices. One: you are ugly but aren't usually a huge dick. Two: your ugly and are a dick. If one applies then good job you have hope to not die a virgin. If two applies then your hopeless. If your hot you have one choice. Not dying a virgin. Good job.

OMG he is such a Jesse. I should bang him.

by jesserplex July 19, 2017

Jesse

A person who gets your group of friends into trouble and bolts it before the teacher comes to see you.

Teacher: BOYS, OVER HERE
Jack: Where is Max?
Nic: Oh no, he's done a Jesse.

by NasTeBoi August 5, 2017

Jesse

Someone who is a complete asshole not only to his children but his “friends” around him. Doesn’t really contribute much to someone’s cookout or tailgate. Claims to be a know it all but doesn’t really know anything. Acts feminine. Probably has a small dick.

Did you see Jesse this weekend? What a complete douchebag.

by forwherevertheyshallgo December 19, 2018

Jesse

A person who eats bigmacs

Did you see Jesse he’s always eatin bigmacs

by Jskjajjwnabwnnsf October 1, 2018

Jesse

An Amazing girl who always cares for others. One of the most popular girls in school and she gets most boys over her charming looks. Jesse is intelligent and always beautiful. She’s lovable and never intentends to hurt anyone. Make sure you love her, i know i have. She might mess around with you sometimes but no matter what you can’t help but smile. She isn’t just any girl, she original. The way she brightens up a room full of people, or when she is always fun a energetic. Once you have met a Jesse, don’t let her go

Friend : Man Jesse is so adorable

Friend #2 : i know right, any man would be lucky to have her

by nameeeeeeeee June 3, 2018

Jesse

Jesse. That gay ass white boy that says he is mexican but id not. Most important thing about him is that he is GAY.

Jesse is gay.

by Jessethewhiteboi June 6, 2018

Jesse

The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet, usually a surfer, blue eyes and long dirty blond hair, has a brother who he cares about a lot, and there’s usually one special girl who will never get over him.
Always knows how to make you laugh. Is strangely good at everything he does, even music!

Girl: did youse Jesse when he got out of the polo pool

Girl 2: yea he’s mine im so lucky

by sfb6312 May 18, 2018