Jennifer Zimmerman is a prescription drugs addict. She is also selfish and highly self obsorbed. She abandons her family and takes off to live in a van and spreads her herpes and other STDs across California, Oregon and Washington to unsuspecting male victims.
by SpiderSquasher October 10, 2018
Get the jennifer zimmerman mug.Nick-name given to a very rare and special form of Jennifer. This particular breed of Jennifer is recognized for their tendency to don a moogle hat and scarf while running off to travel the world, teaching German children and taking amazing pictures to add to the chronicles of her travels. To date, there is only one known Jennifar currently at large in the world.
The Jennifar is terribly creative. A brilliant writer and talented sketch artist, she is gifted with the powers of the Goddess Grammatica, whose mantle she took up while working as a lowly writing aid to many college students desperate for a guiding light, a savior to show them the path to enlightened use of the English language. It is a burden, but she manages to continue to tolerate our less-than-divine grammatical utterances.
Alternative species of Jennifar have been thought to have been discovered, but forensic evidence indicates that these are all actually the same Jennifar following a migratory pattern around the east coast of American continent and the western regions of the European continent and its associated island nations. Thus the other forms of nomenclature used to identify the Jennifar are listed here as follows: Jennifar, Jenster, Jenasaur, Jenni, or simply Jen.
Though outwardly prickly, Jennifar's are actually quite sweet to those who work to win and keep their trust. They guard this knowledge jealously, however, and will respond with snark or a paralyzing gaze when threatened.
The Jennifar is terribly creative. A brilliant writer and talented sketch artist, she is gifted with the powers of the Goddess Grammatica, whose mantle she took up while working as a lowly writing aid to many college students desperate for a guiding light, a savior to show them the path to enlightened use of the English language. It is a burden, but she manages to continue to tolerate our less-than-divine grammatical utterances.
Alternative species of Jennifar have been thought to have been discovered, but forensic evidence indicates that these are all actually the same Jennifar following a migratory pattern around the east coast of American continent and the western regions of the European continent and its associated island nations. Thus the other forms of nomenclature used to identify the Jennifar are listed here as follows: Jennifar, Jenster, Jenasaur, Jenni, or simply Jen.
Though outwardly prickly, Jennifar's are actually quite sweet to those who work to win and keep their trust. They guard this knowledge jealously, however, and will respond with snark or a paralyzing gaze when threatened.
Set Extra #1: "...was that girl wearing a paper mustache and posing for a picture?"
Set Extra #2: "What? Where?"
Set Extra #1: "No, there! I saw one! It was definitely a Jennifar!"
Set Extra #2: "We're switching you to decaff."
Jenasaur: "Rawr!"
Friend of Jenasaur: "Rar?"
Jenasaur: "Mrar rar rawr." *hug*
Friend of Jenasaur: "Mrrr."
"That girl is really far away. I really miss my Jennifar." - attributed to Lizzi
Set Extra #2: "What? Where?"
Set Extra #1: "No, there! I saw one! It was definitely a Jennifar!"
Set Extra #2: "We're switching you to decaff."
Jenasaur: "Rawr!"
Friend of Jenasaur: "Rar?"
Jenasaur: "Mrar rar rawr." *hug*
Friend of Jenasaur: "Mrrr."
"That girl is really far away. I really miss my Jennifar." - attributed to Lizzi
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They are the life of the party and always get all the guys going crazy (even if she doesn't admit it)
Jennifers tend to be down talkers of themselves but always manage to find all your hidden talents and capabilities.
She can cheer you up no matter the situation and is supportive of you even when the odds are against you, she won't give up hope.
Jennifer are generally white or asian but are always pretty.
They tend to be below average height but make up for it with their personality.
Guys, if you ever see a Jennifer, you should befriend her. You don't know where it might go from there ;^).
Girls, if you become friends with a Jennifer, be prepared for one hell of a party.
They are the life of the party and always get all the guys going crazy (even if she doesn't admit it)
Jennifers tend to be down talkers of themselves but always manage to find all your hidden talents and capabilities.
She can cheer you up no matter the situation and is supportive of you even when the odds are against you, she won't give up hope.
Jennifer are generally white or asian but are always pretty.
They tend to be below average height but make up for it with their personality.
Guys, if you ever see a Jennifer, you should befriend her. You don't know where it might go from there ;^).
Girls, if you become friends with a Jennifer, be prepared for one hell of a party.
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Get the Jennifer mug.When you're only attracted to Jennie ,,, please love me Jennie ,,,. But you know she's taken by Rosie ;-;
im jenniesexual, not gay !
by Kim bora April 8, 2019
Get the jenniesexual mug.Jenneil is a chill and game addict most of the time and is the most sexy of them all. Jenneil is always smiling at funny jokes or something stupid that no one would laugh at or laugh at a crushes joke. They also or very smart and know most things more than others, Sometimes Jenneil is suffering from something that they are self conscious about or just plain sad about someone or something.
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Jenneil are always wanted by many people and have a sexy mentality and or physical feature or body.
Jenneil's tend to be self conscious about their bodies and they don't think they are pretty enough to to find somebody but some tend to not need anyone in their life. Jenneil's always attracts a lot of people but Jenneil tends to not be close with them and decides if they should be friends. Under jenneil's smile and personality like before is self conscious and tends to be confident in front of others and usually are mean but inside they are sweet and caring and is only acting like that because of something at home or just like that usually from a childhood experience.
Jenneil are always wanted by many people and have a sexy mentality and or physical feature or body.
Wow she is so smart she could help me on a test
I think I like jenneil she could have my kids
Jenneil is a great friend I'd like her to be friends with me forever
I think I like jenneil she could have my kids
Jenneil is a great friend I'd like her to be friends with me forever
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