To "jazz" is to shove as many tampons as you can up your ass in a poly-rhythmic and circular motion until your bum is officially sealed and your bank account is officially constipated. Tampons can be substituted for building insulation for those that prefer the sexual stimulation of asbestos. A beginner typically can fit 10 tampons, a master can fit 100 tampons.
Bro, my wife spontaneously took the kids to FAO Schwartz yesterday afternoon and man I had this 2 hour window to myself, I jazzed myself so fucking hard, I was constipated as fuck. That shit was OUT!
by EventHorizonTypeBeat February 11, 2024
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My pasta is jazz right now, it taste like weed
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do ya think i got some suicidal jazz huh
she has read the book of jazzalations, damn
damnnn bro you’re the jazzard of oz
jesus saved the blind man from the effects my freaky and intense jazz by keeping him blind 🙈
your jazz is unstoppable but please stop looking at my daddy
My pasta is jazz right now, it taste like weed
by brightest one November 29, 2025
Get the Jazz mug.Barbie with a heartbeat, overflowing with elite rizz. Pretty in pink, smooth in the soul - cute, confident, and dangerously charming.
She is so fresh, pure, and just jazz.
Look how jazz i am.
Your jazz is unstoppable but please stop looking at my daddy.
She has read the book of jazzalations, damn.
Damnnn bro you’re the jazzard of oz
Jesus saved the blind man from my wicked jazz by keeping him blind. 🙈
My pasta is jazz right now, it taste like weed.
Look how jazz i am.
Your jazz is unstoppable but please stop looking at my daddy.
She has read the book of jazzalations, damn.
Damnnn bro you’re the jazzard of oz
Jesus saved the blind man from my wicked jazz by keeping him blind. 🙈
My pasta is jazz right now, it taste like weed.
by brightest one November 29, 2025
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It's simply not Jazz.
by PappaJ@zz December 26, 2025
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It's simply not Jazz
by PappaJ@zz December 26, 2025
Get the Jazz mug.Jazz Chalk, a synonym for cocaine, particularly when used by musicians in Maryland. A subtle reference to the term jazz cigarette, the term isn't necessarily creepy but can be used to imply an odd circumstance under which cocaine is used.
After we finish these crabs let's go write with some jazz chalk before the show.
I took her to school last night, teacher brought out the jazz chalk.
I took her to school last night, teacher brought out the jazz chalk.
by Chesapeake Charlie December 13, 2021
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