Jazz 

To "jazz" is to shove as many tampons as you can up your ass in a poly-rhythmic and circular motion until your bum is officially sealed and your bank account is officially constipated. Tampons can be substituted for building insulation for those that prefer the sexual stimulation of asbestos. A beginner typically can fit 10 tampons, a master can fit 100 tampons.

Bro, my wife spontaneously took the kids to FAO Schwartz yesterday afternoon and man I had this 2 hour window to myself, I jazzed myself so fucking hard, I was constipated as fuck. That shit was OUT!

Jazz by EventHorizonTypeBeat February 11, 2024

jazz 

A stuck up genre of music listened to by hipsters that live with their parents and have a degree in psychology.

bro no 1: i saw somebody listening to jazz earlier
bro no 2: who actually does that

jazz by topbuttondude June 27, 2024

Jazz

Barbie with a heartbeat, overflowing with elite rizz. Pretty in pink, smooth in the soul - cute, confident, and dangerously charming.

she is so fresh, pure and just jazz

look how jazz i am

do ya think i got some suicidal jazz huh

she has read the book of jazzalations, damn

damnnn bro you’re the jazzard of oz

jesus saved the blind man from the effects my freaky and intense jazz by keeping him blind 🙈

your jazz is unstoppable but please stop looking at my daddy

My pasta is jazz right now, it taste like weed

Jazz by brightest one November 29, 2025

Jazz

Barbie with a heartbeat, overflowing with elite rizz. Pretty in pink, smooth in the soul - cute, confident, and dangerously charming.

She is so fresh, pure, and just jazz.
Look how jazz i am.
Your jazz is unstoppable but please stop looking at my daddy.
She has read the book of jazzalations, damn.
Damnnn bro you’re the jazzard of oz
Jesus saved the blind man from my wicked jazz by keeping him blind. 🙈
My pasta is jazz right now, it taste like weed.

Jazz by brightest one November 29, 2025

Jazz

Acolloquial term denoting culturally implicit knowledge that is widely recognised within a social group yet remains inaccessible to outsiders. Inquiry into its meaning is itself taken as evidence of unfamiliarity

It's simply not Jazz.

Jazz by PappaJ@zz December 26, 2025

Jazz

A colloquial term denoting culturally implicit knowledge that is widely recognised within a social group yet remains inaccessible to outsiders. Inquiry into its meaning is itself taken as evidence of unfamiliarity

It's simply not Jazz

Jazz by PappaJ@zz December 26, 2025

Jazz Chalk

Jazz Chalk, a synonym for cocaine, particularly when used by musicians in Maryland. A subtle reference to the term jazz cigarette, the term isn't necessarily creepy but can be used to imply an odd circumstance under which cocaine is used.

After we finish these crabs let's go write with some jazz chalk before the show.

I took her to school last night, teacher brought out the jazz chalk.

Jazz Chalk by Chesapeake Charlie December 13, 2021