Jakob

A pretty nice guy untill you find him in an ally way with a scythe, wing, horns, then you know that ur dealing with the king of purgatory

awh shit man i just found jakob the king of purgatory and the god of death

by Vizeon the fox April 28, 2020

jakobford

biggest cock in the galaxy

oh daddy jakobford

by dicklover69696869 May 2, 2022

Jumping Jackoff

The act of masturbation during jumping jacks, usually performed by alternating hands each jump.

Guy 1: Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? You're going to get fat.
Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.

by Iforgot911 January 10, 2009

Jaakob

a generally amazing guy, who loves life and treats all women with respect and kindness.

See that guy over there? He looks a bit like a Jaakob.

by that's for me to know September 26, 2011

Jackoff Machine

A large machine in which one lays under the main body of it and a metal cylinder is placed around the pecker.And when its turned on the cylinder moves up and down and jacks you off and can be make to go extremely fast.
Guys are sometimes forced to get in it as a punishment.

He's in the Jackoff machine.

by Judge dredd7 November 8, 2011

jaskocool

Jaskocool is a cool dude but is sometimes stupid because he had 300 dollars and instead of buying a PlayStation 4 he bought a gay ass Nintendo Switch.

Jaskocool is a dumb-nut

by jaskodoublelame March 26, 2019

jackobate

contraction of jack off and masturbate

My roommate's gone, so time to jackobate!"

by Mr Mont July 8, 2009