Jake

The Sexiest, fittest man you'll ever know. Cool but nerdy and always has more than a foot long pork sword. All the girls want him but deny it to them self usually end with suicide. If you know a Jake and he is single let him know how you feel. His dick is so long, you'll be clinging on to the bed sheets

Jake its so long I... I... think I'm gonna...

That was so hot and moist.

by Cucugivychvhcibkb November 25, 2018

Jake it

to engage in sexual interactions with your best friends girlfriend. Could be anything from kissing to sex. in order to jake it, you can't have any emotions and just can't care about the consequence.

Friend 1- "yo i'm gonna be alone with ben's girlfriend what should we do!"
Friend 2- "jake it!"
Friend 1- "you mean fuck her and not care about if ben finds out?!"
Friend 2- "yeaaah!"

by Eventually February 3, 2013

Jakes

Slang term for the police originated in the Bronx (mildly derogatory).

The Jakes are at my house.

by alexrs.1 July 25, 2019

Jake

A leader of a clan that thinks he is better than everyone yet he is 5th best in his own clan.

Juan: Im way better than you, be quiet, just because your the leader of a clan doesnt mean you are better than me.

Nick: Of course, that is Jake always.

by XBG Fat_Turtle October 9, 2018

jake

Jake is the hottest and cutest guy around. He has sexy blond hair, and gorg blue eyes. Not only is he hot, he is also the NICEST person in the WHOLE WORLD, who is VERY considerate and cares about others. He is the PERFECT guy!

A: OMG I just met the NICEST AND HOTTEST GUY IN THE WHOLE WORLD. Guess who it was??
K: JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
A: You betcha!

by Monkeyzebra57 November 7, 2013

Jake

is a quad amputee, with one of the limbs being his microcock. he has a very large head, most of which being brain.

bro ur such a jake. i both hate and respect you for that

by French Fries Aren't French June 17, 2020

jakes

a jake is a cop aka 12 or police officer

"Fuck the Jakes they can't tame us' - L'A capone

by lil smiff May 14, 2015