Jordan

An antisocial, really smart, skinny, fluffy-haired boy. He has dark, brown hair and brown eyes. He is very weak. He is also brutally honest. He is a huge nerd and is in the school band. He is very strange and doesn't have many friends. He has anxiety. He is always seen wearing a hoodie.

That guy has no friends. he must be a Jordan.

by Old_Man_Joseph January 13, 2020

Jordan

An actual sick lad and does the mad skids. A very tall boi at 5”9 so don’t fuck with him. Gets this bread and noscopes all the n00bs that can’t 420 blaze it.

Dude 1:

Jordan: What up my dank bros let’s get this bread 🤠

by Natalie20 March 7, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a ballless guy with no penis. We call him Jordana Banana. He is non-binary. Who everyone hates.

Jordan struggles to have sex.

by The Guy's Balls March 3, 2022

Jordan

She's a bitch

She is a good friend but very annoying, she's a Jordan.

by vjojr25 February 2, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is a sexy, sexy, sexy boy that gets all of the girls and is a BEAST at video games and every sport in the entire universe of sports. Do NOT challenge him to a 100 meter race because he will kick your ass! Jordan's usually have brown hair and brown eyes with some freckles. He will be be there when you need him and is very lovable and is SUPER trustworthy and loyal. Like said before, he is also super attractive and if he is your boyfriend you are SUPER lucky. Overall, he is VERY sexy and a nice guy.

Person 1: I'm dating a Jordan.
Person 2: NO WAY!
Person 1: Yup. I ACTUALLY am!
Person 2: He is soooo hot!

by LifeSucksTrash28 May 8, 2019

jordan

a white egirl, curly hair, has a dog named suzi, likes to bite her lip and say "sheeeshhhhh", smol hand long fingers, sits on discord 24/7, valorant addict, shawty, got, the, yes. hi

"I come everyday thinking about the boys, the girls...the girls don’t give me a boner what? No homo tho" - jordan

by maximussy April 28, 2021

Jordan

The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan, commonly called Jordan, is a country in the Middle East.
Languages: Arabic - English
Capital: Amman
Area: 92,300 km²
Population: 5,800,000

- Jordan love it or get the fuck out of it.

- Say it out, say it loud, I'm Jordanian and I'm proud.

by Nabeeh December 20, 2007