Jonas Brothers Haters

There are known definitions:-
1. People who hate the Jonas Brothers. (No, really?)
2. People who hate the Jonas Brothers because, according to the Jonas Brothers Haters' enemies, the Jonas Brothers Fangirls, they are 'hawter' or more 'famouse' than the Jonas Brother Hater.
3. A group of mainly 13-17 year old boys who are homophobic and would feel 'gay' if they said they liked the Jonas Brohers. (DISREGARD THIS DEFINITION. IT IS HIGHLY INACCURATE.)
4. Synonyms for awesome.

I am one of the Jonas Brothers Haters. I'm female.

by The Infinite Sadness May 31, 2009

Jonas Brothers Haters

A person who can think for themselves and resist bubblegum pop the media floods them with

Did you see those Jonas Brothers Haters? They were the only ones to pass the test.

by AlisaGirl1990 July 17, 2009

Jonas Brothers

A band that single handedly killed music. You can usually hear them on a POP station or anything with Ryan Secrest or whatever his name is.

The Jonas Brothers make me want to cry. What ever happened to those awesome rock and roll bands that everyone loved? Fuck you Jonas Brothers. I dont even care that you are famous or have money, YOU RUINED MUSIC. FUCK YOU JONAS BITCHES.

by Peoples Voice amirite. April 1, 2010

Jonas haters

Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes from soulless entities such as (mainly) the Disney corporation.

an example of something you may hear from the mouths called 'Jonas haters' when prompted:

"I think for myself."

by SlimTony June 8, 2009

Jonas G.

Jonas G. is a person with a very beautiful smile. He likes the same music and is very talented (he can draw very beautifully). Jonas is a person you can always have fun with. He was there for me when I was at my worst. He listened to me while I cried in the middle of the night when he actually should sleep instead of having a video call with me and made me smile again. In latin lessons it was always fun to translate the texts with him and I enjoyed every single minute with him because I have never laughed with someone that much before in my life. Jonas has brown eyes and is very tall. He´s such a positive and powerful person. I always enjoy talking to him and somehow, he´s the first person I always wanna tell about the latest gossip in my life. He was never a person who judged me for something… neither my bad English nor my ridiculous problems. I am so thankful that he is such a kind and cool person with good intentions only so I just wanted to tell you: thank you Jonas for being who you are and I am happy to have you in my life. And you are actually the nicest guy that I know, don´t forget that. Thank you for supporting me doesn´t matter with what. Thank you for telling me that you are happy too when I told you in a voice message that I realized that I just need myself to be happy. I absolutely LOVE that I can cry with you and I don´t feel weak but understood. Thank you for every minute you gave to me. I think that´s enough now.

Person 1: "Who´s the nicest guy you know?"

Person 2: "Hmm let me guess, yeah Jonas G."

by the stranger you will recogniz January 25, 2022

Jonas Brothers fan

An 11 to 13 year old girl that would put out for the world's shittiest band, constantly thinks others are jelous of them, feels so sorry for nick for having diabetes and put CANCER ribbons on profiles to feel sorry for him.
Also see (Idiot) (Ignorant) (Horny) (Fucktard) etc...

Horny youtube girl: OMG you jelous of jonas bros, OMJ WTF you jelous and stupid, they talented u know, they get girls you jelous, your music is shit compare to JB,I love nick jonas! even though i no meet him in lief, lol xD I <3 Nick bai

Non retard:.....Fuck it, no point in trying to talk to a horny Jonas Brothers fan, you can't get shit through their heads...

by Biteem June 25, 2008

Jonas Brothers

Little parasites that hang on the ends of pubic hairs around the testicles and deliver venomous bites that turn the scrotum to mush.

Man #1: Ever get that feeling that you can't even feel your nuts?
Man #2: Um...no?
Man #1: Oh. Um, is that a bad thing then?
Man #2: I would think so.
Man #1: (feels down pants) Holy shit! My nuts are jelly!
Man #2: Seems like you've got the Jonas Brothers, my friend.
Man #1: Oh my god, how could this happen? I was so careful.
Man #2: Did you have sex with that Hannah Montana girl Miley Cyrus?
Man #1: Shit! She told me she was safe!

by Big Dong Long Wong April 14, 2008