by Mandingo111 May 13, 2020
Get the Joelmug. Joel’s are by far one of the best people you can have in your life. He is dark skin with very curly hair. Not to mention he is most likely taller than you 5’8-6’. He is sweet, very goofy, loyal to the core, athletic, smart when he wants to be, and kind. At first he may not show his full self but once you get to know him and he trust you, that’s when you will see his goofy and crazy side. He is a great friend and boyfriend. Every girl will want him. He is also by far one of the most handsome boys you will ever meet. Has a muscular and fit body. A face that you would never want to stop looking at and eyes you never wanna stop starting into. He will treat you like a QUEEN and you are the only one that matters to him. He will always come to your rescue if you are not Okay and always be by your side no matter what. He will make sure that you know your pretty and boost your confidence cause he wants you to think good about yourself. If you have a Joel make sure you hold onto him cause he will be the best thing in your life.
Girl 1: who’s that boy over there? He’s cute
Girl 2: Ooo he is cute, what’s his name?
Me: His name is Joel and he’s mine girls, so back off
Girl 2: Ooo he is cute, what’s his name?
Me: His name is Joel and he’s mine girls, so back off
by Jatari July 3, 2022
Get the Joelmug. Joel is an absolute sick cunt with catchphrases such as I am stingin for a cone or Fuck, I'm gonna Do the hokey pokey.
Joel gets mad bitches and gives zero fucks.
Joel gets mad bitches and gives zero fucks.
Joel should have my babies.
by Skooooobs June 5, 2019
Get the Joelmug. 
joel is a perfect alpha male with absoloutely no flaws what so ever he has a sizzling six-pack and he is the farther and better version of all gods he does not care about your religion the only thing that matters to him is how much of a sex magnet he is which shouldnt even be a concern because he has been effortlessly attracting women for decades
by chad chadinson February 12, 2019
Get the Joelmug. Roman God of Rawness who dined with Leonitus in hell. Exceptional person of amazing talent and all around ballin status. A genuine stud who is really packing in the pants/toga. Someone who always comes through in the clutch. This divine warrior cannot be destroyed, he is the ultimate ally. Derived from Joelus, the Greek god of Rawness.
"Today we were getting worked on COD 4 but then Joeles came and they were paralyzed by the his intimidating stature. Then Joeles bent them over a table. WE WON thanks to JOELES!
by captaninsano12 March 8, 2009
Get the Joelesmug. To masturbate
by Gvilleddq January 3, 2014
Get the Joelingmug.