Jobby

An annoying person or a piece of shit; could also be an annoying piece of shit of a person.
"Man, my teachers is such a jobby" or "I had Mexican food last night and did a massive jobby."
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Dobby jobby

When your partner is kneeling in front giving you head and you pull their ears out wide like a house elf.
My ears still hurt from that Dobby jobby last night. Next time gift me a sock.
by smoothbravo January 29, 2023
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Jobbi

noun: used to describe literally anything without the actual mention of the thing
you gotta watch the ex and rants jobbi

should I post the smiling jobbi or nah

I thought it was some monumental jobbi
by 101freejefe June 07, 2023
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side jobby

The side jobby is a sexual move where two or more men stand on either side of someone (usually another man) who is on their knees, and smack and thrust their penis om and around the ear canal.
Last night these 6 guys at the bar gave me a side jobby.
by MangekyoJesus May 17, 2017
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some country out there says this i bet
probably means sex
Person 1: Looks like they did some hooby jooby jobby jabby jibby joey joo in the back room.

Person 2: wtf did you just say was that supposed to mean sex or a ritual sacrifice
by Mario51309 April 05, 2022
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Backwards Jobby

An adventurous jobby performed sat backwards with your external genitals facing the cistern.

Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.

But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.
“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”

“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs
by D A V É August 08, 2018
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jobby stabbing

Anal bum sex performed by a man with a beard to a prostitute
Shit. That guy with the beard proppa jobby stabbed that brass. He was jobby stabbing the cunt out of her.
by Pikeyd January 06, 2018
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