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The Jihad

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This is when a man unloads an inordinate amount of manjuice into another dude's beard. It works better if its a big beard, like Osama's.
Hey Tommy, yesterday I saw this homeless guy on the street with a massive beard, and I totally did The Jihad to him. None of the load hit the ground! It stayed in his beard like whipped cream in a small bush.
by jfunnybones January 10, 2009
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OM Jihad

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A derivative of the common phrase "OMG". OM Jihad occurs when something extraordinary happens and causes one to believe that a war is imminent.
Tyler W: You won't believe this, but that geek that was working on our website just stole our idea. No wait, it gets better, now he is skulking around with Sean Parker from Napster.

Cameron W: OM Jihad, we are totally going to sue his ass for everything he's got. Seriously, that kid is fucked.
by the_senator January 28, 2013
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Durka Durka Laba Jihad

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A saying of the native toung from Durka-Durkastan... also in the Native Toung of Mr. Powers
Durka Durka Laba Jihad!!! Theres Emily Reed!!! EWWWWIEEEEE
by Patrick Hennessy February 8, 2005
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Keyboard-Jihad

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Keyboard-Jihad has two explicit meanings:
1. When you have a report or an essay that you have to write and submit after a week and the time is tight, you keyboard-jihad for a week.
2. The more common meaning for the term is when you have people on social media, like facebook or twitter, engaging in comment wars on facebook about ANYTHING. It is the act of those who who love engaging in online useless debates.
1. I've gotta keyboard-jihad for a deadline after a week. My boss isn't leaving me in peace till I do it.
2. I wrote a status about how SJWs are creepy on facebook, then they all started keyboard-jihading me in the comments.
by Calculusian November 5, 2017
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Vaginal Jihad

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One that is radical with the female vagina, to the point where he is jihadist, and terroristic. Sometimes causes suicidal attacks on a female clitoris.
Abdul did a kamikaze attack on Amy's vaginal last nite, he sure is a vaginal jihad.
by The Dutchboy July 28, 2008
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Litigation jihad

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The act of terror fronts like Hamas-linked CAIR to try and intimidate people into giving in using friviolous lawsuits.
My neighbor was almost a victim of litigation jihad.
by StoogeWatcher January 15, 2013
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trouser jihad

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when guys redundantly kick each other nuts untill they one surrenders, the last man standings dick must in fact be holier cause some superior holy power must be protecting that guy's dick
in order to figure out who would get ashley we had a trouser jihad
by Ashley Walsh July 6, 2006
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