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Jesus Nut

There are a number of different meanings for Jesus Nut among the commonest are:-

a) In US Army slang, to describe something or someone vitally important to an enterprise. Said to come from the mythical Jesus nut that, supposedly, holds on a helicopter’s rotors.

b) In US Army slang, as a term of contempt for someone with an over-inflated opinion of themselves.

c) An overenthusiastic Christian.
a) Jonesie's’ workin' on the radio again.

Yeah! He knows it's the goddam Jesus Nut when we're on patrol tomorrow.

b) Look at that STRAC REMF struttin' round. Who's he think he is, Jesus Nut to the whole goddam war?

c) That padre is a real Jesus Nut!
by AKACroatalin March 7, 2019
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Jesus Burrito

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?" -Homer Simpson

Ouch! That's a Jesus burrito! Es muy caliente!
by Markymarkle September 14, 2006
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jesus juice

Jesus turned water into wine, wine represents or is(depending on your belief) the blood of Christ in Holy Communion ceremonies. Jesus Juice is the wine used for Holy Communion.
by SenseNOTNonsense January 2, 2012
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G-Spot Jesus

A guy who knows how to find the G-spot every time in every woman.
Scott's fingers are always pruney looking because he's a G-spot Jesus!
by Ferguson July 4, 2005
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six flags over jesus

Any overlarge multi building mega church compound. Usually they will be adding another building (or ride) at any given time.
I had to go to a wedding at Six Flags Over Jesus, and I had to park in John 6.
by beeboy January 16, 2008
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jesus christ pose

A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.

Also the title of a Soundgarden song.
Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.

Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.
by Buff Bufferman September 9, 2008
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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

A Catholic prayer used during times of great stress and turmoil; it's also used to express gratefulness when a blessing is received. Often abbreviated as "JMJ".
1. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, help all those who are trying to escape war-torn places. Amen.

2. I passed my exam! JMJ, thank you!
by Totus Tuus January 5, 2018
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