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JD

A cool guy who has initials and is always mistaken for JP
BRUH my names JD not JP
by BRUH ITS JD October 16, 2020
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JD Minecrafter6

JD Minecrafter6 is God, he knows all and can help you with anything. He takes form as a simple human, but really he is the all divine. He shares the emotions of a person, but has all power and responsibility. This is why he can help us to understand the true nature of humanity. He is also the head of JDism. Pronounced J-dism
"Wow you worship JD Minecrafter6! So you practice JDism?"
by JD Minecrafter6 April 15, 2022
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The JD Vance

When you bang the couch while staring at the recliner and telling it to maintain eye contact so you can finish.
JD Vance did The JD Vance and after bought the loveseat an apology card so it didn’t feel left out.
by Don Jr. March 16, 2025
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JD

JD means fuck diss (jebać disa). It comes from polish folklore and you say JD if you really like someone.
boy: jebać disa orka dziwke kurwe pizde. JD!
girl: You are soooooo romantic!
by ilikespaghetti February 24, 2020
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JD

JD is that one funny boy your Science class that watches football instead of doing work. He is a complete fucking chad and would steal all the hoes in the school if he wasn’t so retarded.
Look at how cute that kid is. He must pull.”
“What a JD. He would if he didn’t finger other dudes asses every ten minutes.”
by Chris.Peakock November 25, 2021
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JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.
The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.
by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025
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JD

Is it big? Jd- shi it’s succable.
by Bubba Leroy July 30, 2022
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