jamaican trombone

A sexual act involving two partners (at least one male) in the 69 position. One partner works the male partner's penis like a trombone, while blowing into his ass, like a trombone.

Let's get in the 69 position and you can practice playing the jamaican trombone.

jamaican trombone by eMeS September 26, 2003

Jamaican Pile Driver 

The act of giving anal sex to a woman and inserting the largest dildo you can find into her vagina.

The act of receiving a blow job from your partner while in the pile drive position, and then laying their ass out on the floor.

Dude 1: "Hey dude! I knocked out my girlfriend last night!"
Dude: 2: "Really? How?"
Dude 1: "Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "Nice"

Dude 1: "Hey dude I JPD'd my girlfriend last night!"

Dude 2: "Really, how big was it this time?"

Dude 1: "I used a baseball bat this time"

Dude 2: "Rad"

Jamaican Pile Driver by hardcoredeathcruster February 26, 2009

Jamaican Nig-Nog 

A Jamaican Nig-Nog is when you're friend/enemy has his hand in a fist, and you proceed to knock on the outside of his closed fist. This hurts like HELL!

Guy 1: "You're gay"
You: "Oh Yeah, well im gonna give you a Jamaican Nig-Nog"
Gives Guy 1 a Jamaican Nig-Nog
Guy 1: "Oww!! Ok Ok fine you're not gay!"
You: Damn straight!

Jamaican Nig-Nog by Bougerox June 12, 2009

jamaican doughnut 

When you use jamaican jerk sauce for lube and apon first cry of pain you reply, "hurts doughnut"

She wanted some morning sex but I had no lube. so I spiced up the sack and gave her a Jamaican doughnut

jamaican doughnut by jr gong December 4, 2013

Jamaican Steamroller 

To turn the shower on and get it extremely hot and steamy in the bathroom and smoke weed in there once it is hot. The heat gets you high quicker and it also feels great when you leave the bathroom.

Example: Hey bro, wanna go do a Jamaican Steamroller in your bathroom real quick?

Jamaican Steamroller by mchap January 12, 2009

Jamaican Retirement Package 

A kilo of marijuana.

Guy #1: Ey bredda, it looks like you got a Jamaican Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the bredda's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these. The best part is it's 100% tax free.

Jamaican Retirement Package by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009

Jamaican Thunder Anus 

Describes an anus so full of dingle berries that every time the person walks, you can actually hear the berries clap. The sound is said to be reminiscent of ancient Jamaican Thunder dances from the old days.

Yo dat bitch got Jamaican Thunder Anus, Tony! Don't go for her!

Jamaican Thunder Anus by slimmyfeet May 12, 2014