Javier is the type of guy who eats alot and fucks bicthes like dudes fuck their dogs. Javier is normal the name of a fat guy who looks like biggie smalls and the normally the 2nd biggest in the group. He is usually the fun and quiet type unless he knows you. He is very kind and Mexican and will grow up to beat his wife because he’s drunk he loves and then has an affair with his new born son and goes to court to be proven guilty and then because the man of the yard house
Wife: Babe can you watch the kids while I breast feed our baby?
Husband: *Beats Wife aggressively*
Wife: Oh silly husband you being such a Javier!
Husband: *Beats Wife aggressively*
Wife: Oh silly husband you being such a Javier!
by John Lanthrope November 21, 2023
A dude with a VERY big dick. He has a big-ass ego yet is the kindest person on this planet. He is a arsonist at heart. He also has a big freaking dick. Like a BIG dick. Like a big BiG bIg BIGGGGGG dick.
Friend 1: Hey look its the new kid
Friend 2: Ya his name is Javier and he likes to like things on fire
Friend 1: Oh...
Friend 2: But he has like a really REALLY big dick
Friend 1: Oh? I gotta get his number!
Friend 2: Ya his name is Javier and he likes to like things on fire
Friend 1: Oh...
Friend 2: But he has like a really REALLY big dick
Friend 1: Oh? I gotta get his number!
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by DefaultNon May 04, 2021
javier a first when you meet him, he will be the nicest guy on the planet he will treat u like a queen. he will love you for a long time and care about you he will listen to your problems or anything you have to say to him. it will take only a few days to fall for him. You will find out that he likes you back so you guys start to hang out but then he starts saying he loves you everyday. Then he will just ghost you and act like he never knew you. And you start to think he's a liar because he was faking everything he said. He tells you that he never even wanted to date you but he did say he liked you. He calls you a loser and a liar for stuff you never did then he says that your done being friends.
by melsine December 06, 2022
A rude disobedient boy that doesn't know how to have fun . A Javier is a clean freak and always nags at you . He is nicer to friends than family . He is naturally ugly and never listens . He is destined to be a lone wolf . So parents , never name your child 'Javier'.
by hi im soooo smart lol jkjk July 05, 2021