January 13

The day, month that only true thugs are entrusted to have a birthday on. If you were born on this day your most likely one of the coolest people on.

P1:Keanna was born on january 13th?

P2:Yea, that must explain why she is sooooo friggen coooool

by TSTESS December 30, 2008

11 january

You are a legend! You know everything and you are very intelligent.

They become a very important in the future.

You are a 11 january!

by anonymous December 7, 2020

january 28

A j.cole song establishing the superiority of people born that day.

“Check your birthdate…January 28” — j.cole

by lunercomine January 14, 2018

January 20

NO HOMEWORK DAY
THE HAPPIEST DAY TO ALL STUDENTS

teacher: So your homework is page 2 to page 6 on your activity book and...
Student 1: Mrs. Yee, its January 20
teacher ：and？
Student 2: Teacher your not suppose to give homework on this exact day.
Students: YAY.....

by LALAlay;a November 19, 2020

January 31

National Crackhead Day

Every crackhead must come together and do crack

Crackhead 1: Bro, it’s January 31.
Crackhead 2: You know what that means.
Crackheads 1 & 2: *whip out crack pipes*

by asrielle October 15, 2019

January 16th

If your born on this day your the prettiest, coolest, and best girl/guy. When people look at you all they see is a beautiful young person that they can see a future with. Your super caring and everyone you meet falls in love with you.

Oh look at her, shes so pretty she must be born on January 16th .

by Your bestest bestie xx November 4, 2019

January 2nd

The best day of the year. People who are born on this day love the winter and holidays. People are always telling you about how you were almost a new years baby.

I was born on January 2nd

by GGgggDDD274 January 1, 2012