Instant message emails

emails that people send emails back and forth when they can't get on AIM or yahoo IM,so they are forced to wait through the person typing or sending.this takes very long.

dude colin and i sent IME's(instant message emails) all say yesterday because my mom's computer wouldn't download yahoo IM.

by Giger October 8, 2006

pimp-P.I.M.P. Pussy Instantly Makes Profit

1)noun-A businessman that earns profit by supplying the demand for sexual favors by providing paying clients(tricks)a supply of women(hoes)to indulge themselves with. Also, protects and provides for the needs of a hoe whereby she can earn her pay. 2)noun-A term of endearment and comradery used amongst young males. 3)noun-A complimentary term used to identify a man who dates or has sex with several different women whether they know or not.(see NOTE) 4)verb-To walk with a bounce in one's step as to denote coolness. 5)verb-To work or struggle persistantly with something untill success is achieved. The addition of any suffix -ing, -ish, etc. will generally mean something that is hip, cool, in style, or looks good. NOTE: the word is often confused with the term player(see def. 3). Many non game oriented people and haters often get the two confused. A player IS NOT a pimp anymore than a paralegal is an attorney or a nurse is a doctor. Also, the true term pimp incorperates a very broad spectrum. Because as all halfway competent adults should know sex is sold in many forms and places, not just on street corners in the hood. So whether you're some jilted, feminist bitch or some conservative, self righteous, republican asshole or just a hater in general DON'T KNOCK PIMPIN. It's just another capitalistic endevour and a way to achieve financial independence and after all isn't that what America is all about.

1. My uncle used to be a pimp and kept hoes on the track, but he ain't got shit on Hugh Hefner.
2. "What's crackin, pimp."
3. My cousin got 4 numbers at the club last night, that nigga is a pimp.
4. I seen your boy pimpin down the street.
5. I had to pimp the shit out of my oil filter before I could get it on.

by DJ Serious Bizness December 9, 2004

AOL Instant Messenger

Its been disputed since the dawn of the internet where our form of grammar and spelling was tainted.

I have the answer. And the answer in question is AOL instant messenger.

Y0 FEWL YUO SIGNEING ON AOL INSTANT NTN NT MESSENAGR TODEY!11?

Yeah, AOL is a virus within itself.

Macho Man Randy Savage approves of this message.

by Not Zane September 5, 2004

Instant Pussy

Soft ass dudes who get scared when drama pops off. Just add beef and you got instant pussy.

My man got scared when dude rolled up he turned into instant pussy.

by shan-da-man July 1, 2003

Instant Pussy

Fake pussy - just add water - two plastic bags welded together at the sides.

Miss Softie is a great instant pussy

by Anonymous November 21, 2002

Instant Asshole

An omnipresent asshole that manages to be, always, at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Everything was just perfect... but instant asshole crashed the party and everything went down the drain in no time.

by rperazag July 22, 2010

Instant Pestering

When someone who you don't want to talk to continues to text you. Non-contingent upon whether you've told them so.

Ive been getting instant pestering by (insert name here) all day now, it's really getting on my nerves.

by JaredTriffe August 21, 2008