Chinese Ass Infection

Catching Anal Warts by someone crying into your ass.

"I got a Chinese Ass Infection from Susie last night. It hurts like hell when I pinch a loaf."

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Beast infection

beast infection comes from The commonly used term beast meaning that one looks tough, ripped, cut, has an intimidating presence,or that they are really good at something. Saying that someone has a beast infection is a slang or funny way to call some one or some thing a beast.

hat team must have a beast infection they win the championship every year.

dayum that dude has a severe beast infection

by hahhhhahha November 1, 2009

insulation hat

When someone (usually a carpenter) gets in trouble, they have to wear a bundle of insulation on their head a period of time determined by the severity of the deed.

I told you to put these trusses 24" on center, not 23"! Put on the insulation hat and get in the sonor tube for 15 minutes, you insubordinate bastard!

by avaraxus January 21, 2008

inflator

A man or indeed woman who forces air from his mouth into a vagina inflating it. This activity is usually followed by an almighty quif a few moments later.

Toby, the inflator, inflated alex's vagina so hard she got an embolism and died.

by Toby "The INFLATOR" May 5, 2006

Muscle Inflation

The peak of a workout where your pumped and can't move your arms. It feels like your biceps are balloons.

Arnold Schwarzenegger says muscle inflation feels like cumming with a woman.

by SageExtreme October 16, 2010

maturity inflation

The increase of the average age to achieve basic financial independence over time. It is similar to currency inflation in that a certain number in one decade is not as valuable in a latter decade.

Maturity inflation rates may vary based on national origin, culture, socioeconomic status, gender, etc.

Back in the 50's, people were adults when they turned 18. In the 90's it was 27, but now days you aren't really an adult until 30. Maturity inflation is a bitch.

by White Egret November 3, 2015

Ukrainian Inflation

When you nut in them so hard that they inflate, just like a balloon. They expand, up until they pop. When they pop, an explosion of semen spreads across a 10 foot radius.

"Mommy, I want a balloon!"
"Your father did too, he almost popped me with the Ukrainian Inflation."

by Nut_meme March 26, 2017