by Dueltale Sans February 23, 2019
Get the Illuminati mug.n. An Illuminati follower or believer. Usually detectable by their forehead. They draw an eye on their foreheads to show that they truly believe in the Illuminati.
Mike: Oh god, here comes Victor.
Zeke: He's just wandering around with a fake eye on his forehead.
Mike: What an illuminatist.
Zeke: He's just wandering around with a fake eye on his forehead.
Mike: What an illuminatist.
by TorrenceGaming June 10, 2017
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The phenomenon which defines that two different ideas are connected with each others with certain points that lack sense and importance about the two ideas. The term is most appropriate to refer to conspiracy theories. This term can also be used as a figure of speech to refer the above mentioned condition.
" Yesterday I saw a dog barking at a man who was chatting with his friend, and had gestured him '👌' at one of his jokes. The man was also wearing a jacket with three sixes written on one of it's sleeves. Lately I am getting news that there is a gang in the city selling illegal guns, could this mean... "
The speaker is assuming that the man being referred is one of the gang members, with nonsensical evidence. This is an example of illuminatium.
The speaker is assuming that the man being referred is one of the gang members, with nonsensical evidence. This is an example of illuminatium.
by CARTOON5149 May 5, 2021
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When a bunch of different illuminatis gather from across space and time to form an illuminatisus.
When a bunch of different illuminatis gather from across space and time to form an illuminatisus.
A: Hey do you know who Henry is?
B: Henry is an illuminatus which is part of the illuminati which is part of the illuminatisus
B: Henry is an illuminatus which is part of the illuminati which is part of the illuminatisus
by nevercontactmeagainok July 8, 2021
Get the illuminatisus mug.A known member of the illuminati. Hobbies and special skills consist of voodoo doll making, shrine building, and sleeping on couches.
by Robicoraeary March 7, 2017
Get the Illuminati Lahey mug.A former organization from the last century, consisting of scientists that wanted to escape from the (at the time) strictly religious outside world. After science became a subject to freely discuss in public without danger, the Illuminati disbanded.
Its name was based on the verb 'to illuminate', due to the members of the former group seeking enlightenment about the world.
In recent years, people started claiming that the Illuminati is some sort of conspiracy order/deity rising to, if not already at, total control of the world.
Said people also claimed the eye within a triangle (the Owl's Eye) found on dollar bills is an "All seeing eye", that is found within any shape that could be seen as a triangle, or anything that could end up with 3 (due to triangles having three sides), no matter how indirect.
Its name was based on the verb 'to illuminate', due to the members of the former group seeking enlightenment about the world.
In recent years, people started claiming that the Illuminati is some sort of conspiracy order/deity rising to, if not already at, total control of the world.
Said people also claimed the eye within a triangle (the Owl's Eye) found on dollar bills is an "All seeing eye", that is found within any shape that could be seen as a triangle, or anything that could end up with 3 (due to triangles having three sides), no matter how indirect.
Conspiracy theorist: "Illuminati is everywhere! It's controlling us all!"
Random bystander: "Not sure if that guy is desperately trying to be funny, or actually stupid."
Random bystander: "Not sure if that guy is desperately trying to be funny, or actually stupid."
by Bellum in Veritas March 11, 2017
Get the Illuminati mug.when you want to have a circle jerk but there’s only you and 2 other mates so you have to have a triangle shaped jerk
I can’t believe that the other lads bailed on us, i guess you, me, and our other mate will have to have an illuminati jerk.
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