A guy who is known as your boyfriend just for the fun of having one, just to post cute pics and stuff for insta.
by Markok March 1, 2019
Get the Insta boyfriendmug. by TeamSexy June 30, 2016
Get the Insta-assmug. More dangerous than a kill.this type of kill wont even let your brain process your dieing or the pain.before you can even say a word or blink your eye,or a spec of dust lands on your shitty furniture.you are dead.
by Dottor_converse February 19, 2009
Get the Insta Killmug. Ring up the late night T.V commercial's to get an 'insta-dad' delivered to your door. Insta-Dad is great for fulfilling the gap left by an incompetent or missing dad and is a great present for Christmas. Insta-dad never gets angry at you for smoking weed and does your homework at the same time as cooking dinner. Comes with 30 Day Money Back Guarantee.
Whats it to you?'s defintion is also quite acceptable and funny.
Whats it to you?'s defintion is also quite acceptable and funny.
"Thanks Insta-dad!"
by Diego September 11, 2003
Get the insta-dadmug. Jeffrey: This PvP gear is "insta jizz"
Adam: When I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was "Insta Jizz"
Adam: When I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was "Insta Jizz"
by cloudrunner66 April 29, 2011
Get the insta jizzmug. 
A highly-structured desensitization program designed to reestablish normal sexual stamina after many years of forced, infrequent, dispassionate and time-constrained copulation efforts.
My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite...
by YAWA June 13, 2018
Get the Insta-Cum Retrainingmug.