Unpublished storys from independent writers online.

What you say when your parents ask you what your reading you say that your reading Unpublished storys from independent writers online.

But your really reading gay porn

Also known as (yaoi smutty fanfiction)

Mom: "hey hon, what's that your reading?"

You: "oh, I'm reading unpublished storys from independent writers online.

by RollingPotato November 15, 2017

Independent Study

Pretend school

Nah, my schools really easy. I'm in independent study.

by hiperiwinkle April 15, 2012

Independent

How a person who’s too embarrassed to admit they voted for Trump describes themself.

I’m tired of people attacking each other. I don’t belong to either party. I’m an independent.

by SamDiegan November 5, 2018

Honey Badger Independance Day

Celebrated on November 10th every year. On this day, HBs everywhere remind themselves that they will never let anyone QUESTION THEIR SEXINESS. EVER.

OMG you must be Halle Berry, looking sexy and celebrating Honey Badger Independance Day.

by HB2011 November 11, 2011

Strong Independent woman

Obsessed with being better than men to compensate for that fact that they get to use you like the sentient fuck toy you are.

I'm a strong independent woman!

If I don't get to fuck you then you're nothing. You haven't contributed anything to anyone other than a warm place for some useless sack of shit to nut.

by Hym Iam November 22, 2020

Independent Journalist

Another name for someone who is unemployed and still lives at home in the basement with his mother. Usually has a criminal record, and is “working on a story”, the topic of which he/she doesn’t know and never gets published. They just like to cause problems.

Hey man, you are harassing, and arguing with these people, do you need some help? Nah man, I’m an independent journalist working on a story.

by Steady Teddy March 17, 2023

co-exclusively independent

A state of romantic relationship within which you are exclusively seeing and sexing each other, yet, maintaining enough distance to be independent like a boss.

dude 1: "Is she single?"
dude 2: "No, she's co-exclusively independent with Boris"
dude 1: "So she'd fuck me, right?"
dude 2: "No, she only fucks Boris"

by semitaken June 2, 2013