I pulled a really hot bird last night. Just before I snagged her, I did an Ellis and came in my pants
by Possumkiller August 21, 2025

by gyratinglefteyebrow October 10, 2023

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

by Heydira October 30, 2011

I did a it because I liked it, hell I loved it! - The Punisher on throwing bricks and microwaved honey buns at homeless people.
by You have gyatt to be kidding November 5, 2023

And where you RIGHT to do that... Or where you WORNG? OH, NO. I KNOW. I know you're a woman so you don't understand what WRONG is or what BEING WRONG feels like but it LOOKS something like this:
A wrong person "I did what I thought what right 🥺"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT BEING WRONG LOOKS LIKE! ☝️ THAT RIGHT THERE! WRONG! BAD!"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT BEING WRONG LOOKS LIKE! ☝️ THAT RIGHT THERE! WRONG! BAD!"
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

A foolish person trying their best to lie. If anybody says that, you know they're lying, no matter the context.
"Hey dad, how do I get a penis out of a Cola bottle? Not that I did that or anything."
"I have no idea son, come down here, I don't want to shout."
"Nononono, I don't need to get down, it's fine."
"I have no idea son, come down here, I don't want to shout."
"Nononono, I don't need to get down, it's fine."
by Cup of steel June 12, 2023
