shit hunger

The weirdest possible state of confusion in people. It's when you're really hungry, but at the same time you really need to take a shit.

While Jon was taking a massive shit, all he could think about was devouring a twinkie. He realized he had shit hunger.

by iunderstandurfrustration November 27, 2011

binky hunter

Someone of an older age dating a younger person

Oi Angus go search for her binkys ya binky hunter!

by clive v2 June 4, 2014

Erin Hunter

This writer's group is a Fucking LEGEND, but they write books FAST

A: have you heard of Erin Hunter?
B: Yes why?

A: Well, She published 4 new books this weekend
B: oh ShIt AgAIn?

by Peta Hater 06 September 24, 2019

you pulled a hunter

when you are really dumb and try something but you can never talk with people because you arent social

When you try to ask out a girl but you choke, you pulled a hunter.

by brycelol January 11, 2018

Unicorn Hunter

Derogatory. An individual or couple seeking a unicorn or HBB. Different from a person who is merely attracted to bisexual poly people. Refers to someone who is seeking "that special third to complete" their family. They often believe a bisexual third partner will prevent jealous feelings on the part of either of the original members of the dyad because of the mistaken assumption that one will not get jealous if one gets to do all the same things as the other and no one ever experiences anything apart from the other half of the primary couple.

This type of couple expects their hypothetical future partner to be single or willing to give up any existing and future partners, to love & have sex with both members of the original dyad equally, and for each member of the existing dyad to reciprocate exactly an equal level of love and sexual attraction for the new person.

This type of couple will not consider any kind of relationship with a male, with someone who is only sexually attracted to one of the original dyad members, with someone who is already partnered, & usually promises to break up with the new person for the sake of "protecting" the existing dyad, leaving the unfortunate third partner feeling disposable. Sometimes the unicorn is expected to not develop any emotional attachment and is strictly there for a sexual relationship (equally distributed to both members of the dyad) and/or is prescripted as a secondary.

John is so insecure about sharing his wife with another person, that he thinks he won't ever feel jealous as long as his wife never does anything with anyone else without him also participating so he's looking for a hot bi babe that'll be willing to share them both equally and not make any waves. He's such a unicorn hunter!

by Joreth April 8, 2010

True Hunter

Being a true hunter (generally male) is about doing the right thing by your friends and family - carving up as many night club sluts as humanly possible. Sometimes hunters assemble in large groups, fueled with alcohol they prey on girls in night clubs often chanting "Where she Farts!!" Some successful hunters break new records every weekend and are held in high regard and often worshipped by the weaker and less prolific hunters.

To all the real, true hunters out there, we're going to break some records on these sluts.

by Evan Willianm April 8, 2008

hunners

Literally, hundreds. Commonly used to denote "many".

There was hunners o' polis efter us, but Ah gied thum tha slip, ken! (Many police officers attempted to apprehend me but I was able to elude them.)

by RadgeBadger February 28, 2009