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Hugo

The shrigma-sigma dream male you will never get.

IF you ever meet a wild Hugo, close your eyes because you might be blinded by it's beuty.

Hugo is so strong he can deadlift 5x your moms body weight (1000kg)
Person1: HOLY SHIT!!!! i JUST MET HUGO, I AM ASTOUNDED; FASCINATED AND I AM CREAMING ALL OUT!??!?!.
Person2: Damn bro, i wish i could have met him.
Person1: HE IS COMING BACK!!
All: creams simultaneously*

Bystander: Nods in approvement*
by Notavirgin21 April 26, 2022
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hugo, a person who pulls all the females without needing to say a word.
"You must think you hugo, the way you think you can pull all these girls."
by heroinfather666 June 9, 2022
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by gaybob69 June 13, 2022
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If Hugo has a big dick hes penis is rotated 90 degrees downwards.
WOW Hugo's dick is so 90 degrees in my ass down under.
by SEXEDYOURMATHER6969 June 30, 2022
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A coward that comes from Mexico and manipulates a “Karen” for a green card
Watch out for that Hugo, they will ruin your life
by Karmasabitch9 July 5, 2022
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Hugo is the type of dude you wanna be with. He is the most hottest man alive. He’ll be your bottom or your top, does not care who you are will fuck anyone. Not mention that massive dick. He is a very caring friend and Sheeesh, goddamn, he’s just too fine. Just know he is worth it and the best!
A:Goddamn, Hugo is here.
B:Sheesh, bro, wonder if we can ask for a 3some.
by DefinitelyNotSirhc July 22, 2022
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Damn, My name is Hugo and i could file stalking allegations because of these definitions being so on-point to who I am.

an actual definition of myself:

Brown-haired white boy who isnt really considerd fit. a Big simp for video game series that he likes. Once Hugo gets into a video game series, he would not stop talking about it to his friends. to a point where his friends get enough of him. but all that aside, Hugo is a great friend that will keep his loyalty towards you to the end. Mostly a queer dude but he wouldn't make it his personality. Dude has Big Dick Energy but the girls think he has a small dick.
Friend: "Hey Hugo, how are those Yakuza games going?"
Hugo: *attaches essay convincing the friend to play the Yakuza series"

The Ryu Ga Gotoku series (More known as Yakuza) is a action adventure series about...."
Friend: "Ok Hugo stop. I get it, you like it"
by Majima_Simp September 19, 2022
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