Hobbs Ass

Usually when a male (but can be a female I guess)is wearing boxers on a hot day, and the sweat from his ass saturates the boxers to the point that it makes it extremely uncomfortable to walk normally. It causes the individual to engage in a form of hobbling, hence "hobbs" ass.

"Dude, I had to run a mile wearing jeans and boxers and now I got the worse case of Hobbs Ass.

by Woody14898 December 23, 2006

the hoobs

An excellent, well thought out, highly educational childrens and young persons show with a well rounded view of life, the world and everything. See also Tiffani-Faye

Hoob Hoobajoob groove, 3paw loves the hoobtastic schedules of the inspirational Channel 4 geniuses, like the well respected Tiffy and the well hung 3paw

by Pheobe December 5, 2003

11 Herbs and Spices

Sometimes called "The Colonel's Secret Recipe" is a type of "Street Cut" Marijuana that has been "watered down" and mixed with several different types of kitchen spice, sand, tea, leaves, or anything that may look like weed in any way to fool someone into thinking they are purchasing and smoking real, pure Marijuana.

Person 1 (Most likely a wannabe, a newbie to weed, or a douche): Dude, I got some OG kush from some guy in my neighborhood!
Person 2 (Most of the time educated about weed): Dude, this is fucking "11 Herbs and Spices!" It's just Oregano, Parsley, Green Tea, and mushed up leaves, you aren't fooling anyone!

by KING KICKASS December 26, 2014

Hornsmaniac

A dipterous insect of the family (Estridae, of many different species, some of which are particularly troublesome to domestic animals, as the horse, ox, and sheep, on which they deposit their eggs. A common species is one of the botflies of the horse (Gastrophilus equi), the larvae of which (bots) are taken into the stomach of the animal, where they live several months and pass through their larval states. In tropical America one species sometimes lives under the human skin, and another in the stomach

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

horbgoble

The sound that emits from a woman or man's throat when he or she becomes temporarily "pharyngeally-overwhelmed" while performing fellatio.

Jack grinned when he heard the horbgoble escape from his girlfriend's mouth.

by A 100 Word Story Writer November 12, 2008

herbstreet

Noun- A herb beyond herbian definition. Please also refer to the definition of herb.

Look at that herbstreet, what a alcott. Definiton of alcott to come soon!

by Sergio Smiriglio March 19, 2007

Hobscotch

when two people hook-up make out etc..

Did you see Jeffrey and Heather, they've been doing some mad hobscotch.

by Layla Aga December 8, 2010