hooded ninja

An uncircumcised penis.

Some woman prefer guys with hooded ninjas.

by suicideboy January 4, 2008

hooded soldier

A hooded soldier is a confident man who takes pride in his foreskin. A hooded solider knows the power and appreciates the function of his intact penis.

She keeps coming back for that hooded soldier.

by Hooded Solider November 2, 2015

hooked

Junky, drugs dependent

Matteo is hooked to cocaine, but he still thinks he can clear up soon.

by sergio September 5, 2003

Hooded Soldier

Someone who contains extra foreskin on the hood of their penis.

Little Johnny Foreskin is a hooded soldier.
My teacher is a hooded soldier.
I think my dad is a hooded soldier.
Dude John Goodman is obviously a hooded soldier.

by ohyeah76 October 5, 2009

hooper

A masterbation session before college/school usually when you have just woken up.

Wake up, no mum dont come in. I'm having a hooper

by TymMonkey March 19, 2011

Homopedonecribeastophilia

(Hoe-Moe-Pe-Doe-Ne-Cri-Beast-o-Feel-ea)

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a dead gay animal baby.

"I found a dead newborn gay squirrel so i did it"
"Sick. I never knew you practiced Homopedonecribeastophilia"

by Carl Keenan September 7, 2007

hooded destroyer

There has been legends about the Hooded Destroyer, but one thing is for sure; it is an uncircumcised penis that has destroyed the inocence of many.

1. "I destroyed her pink pussy lips with my massive Hooded Destroyer..."
2. The Hooded Destroyer does not believe in foreplay... EVER!
3. The Hooded Destroyer will kill your family...

by chad, ian, frank and alex May 19, 2008