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Honger

Bongs, cones and other smoking aparatus usually of Cannabis or Kronic origin.
After the club let's go to mine for honger's bro!
by Hongersful July 12, 2011
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There are two different types of hongers (that I know of) for each gender.

Girl 1: Loud abnoxious and always speaking in chinese and with those cell phones, digital cameras, accessories hanging off the two things, and etc.

Girl 2: Cute adorable girls who love cute things. They are really nice and are really really cute and do cute faces like XD and >.<

Guys 1: Loud abnoxious gangster looking hongers as defined as those above and hang around in little gangster looking groups.

Guys 2: Rich kids, have everything they want, and are smart as hell and are in all the Honours courses at school and school all the little white boys with straight A's

Guys 3 (extra): Perverts

A general classification of "Hongers" are that they almost all play Badminton and suck shit at it and just stand there crying when they miss. They hang in groups all the time and talk really loudly. But they aren't all bad. Some are really smart, some are adorably irresistable.

*note* I like the first guy's definition =D
by *Blinding* November 12, 2004
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Who is Hong wei? The guy that will change your life!!!
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Hong Kong

Best city in the godam world my homeland lol
by Ken May 29, 2004
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Hong Kong Gooey

The act of filling an egg roll with diarrhea and forcing into your partner's anus. Some even try to use a karate kick to jam it in there. Similar to a shit dildo but with a few more steps.
"Dude, that's the last time I hook up with an Asian chick. Last night, she tried to give me a Hong Kong Gooey when i wasn't looking."
by SbooduhF June 19, 2012
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Hong Kong Noodle Bowl

Similar to the Shanghai Gut Punch, however, it is a group version where you and your friends commit bukkake on the woman by ejaculating on her and she pukes all over everyone's cocks.
Andy: So how did last night go Billy?
Billy: Man, me and the boys gave that bitch the Hong Kong Noodle Bowl.
Andy: That's some sick shit man. I don't think I'm going talk to you again.
by Southbound Soul November 26, 2013
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hong kong finish

A Hong Kong Finish is the name for what those weird pervert dudes in Hong Kong do to women on the subway. They rub on them and then “finish” on their clothing -- all while avoiding eye contact because Asian folks do not like eye contact, unless it’s eye contact made with a crying woman. That’s totally a thing over there! Anyways, that’s how it gets on the inside of jackets and backs of skirts. Everyone is in their biz casual attire on the subway coming home from work.

I know these things because I’m old.
Please stop performing a hong kong finish on me. I am uncomfortable with this.
by hongkongfinisher July 9, 2014
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