The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.
For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.
by Shad November 22, 2021
Get the Clay Holmesmug. The act of entering an agreement, taking 50% or more (up to 90%) of the money up front for a project and ghosting customer until the project deadline (or after) with little to no communication in the process. Typically ends by finally showing up out of nowhere, unscheduled, at or just after the project deadline like its no big deal.
Drywall guy “Hey man how did that project go at the mall?”
GC “It had it’s hurdles but came out great except for getting Holmed on the storefront.”
GC “It had it’s hurdles but came out great except for getting Holmed on the storefront.”
by RxGC June 15, 2023
Get the Holmedmug. a slow person,what some would call a retard
the one who rides the short bus,always in the frunt seat!
loves to pick her boogers,an let it b known she eats them.
hobbies consist of sittin in the corner lik a dumbass.
the one who rides the short bus,always in the frunt seat!
loves to pick her boogers,an let it b known she eats them.
hobbies consist of sittin in the corner lik a dumbass.
by the phenomenal me March 17, 2009
Get the jacklyn holmesmug. A very very nippy human who thinks Brooklyn 99 is a good TV show. Very autistic as shown in her rubbish taste of football teams because she supports CHELSEA. import sick emoji!!!!! Hannah will stand up to fast and fell and look stupid. The nice thing about Hannah is...... Nothing!!!!!
hannah holmes can be defined as stupid because she thinks Chelsea are a good team because they were equal with Liverpool for most of the game. Liverpool then won the trophy.
by BY THE BEST PERSON SHE KNOWS April 8, 2024
Get the hannah holmesmug. Eholie holmes why you do that
by Zerofuczgiven April 28, 2021
Get the eholie holmesmug. Friend 1: I have a pain in my butt
Friend 2: You must visit an Ass Holmes to find out what’s wrong with your butt
Or
Friend 1: omg look at that guy, he has such a cute butt
Friend 2 : you should go talk to him
Friend 1: (goes to talk to him)
Friend 3: look at her, she’s such an ass Holmes.
Friend 2: You must visit an Ass Holmes to find out what’s wrong with your butt
Or
Friend 1: omg look at that guy, he has such a cute butt
Friend 2 : you should go talk to him
Friend 1: (goes to talk to him)
Friend 3: look at her, she’s such an ass Holmes.
by Two Bowl Sam March 30, 2025
Get the Ass Holmesmug. 