by KingLongStaff July 2, 2016

by Ijustbebored February 13, 2022

A popular sport practiced by flatlanders and other mid-west inhabitants consisting of envying nature FB friends post and then trying to imitate with disappointing results.
by Making wonders September 25, 2020

A type of hike that is lie to cover up that a significant other is proposing at the end of the hike.
Why do I have to change into fancier clothes? We’re just going on a hike!
No, it’s a fancy hike, we need to look fancy!
No, it’s a fancy hike, we need to look fancy!
by Bunch of Numbers July 5, 2023

B: you know I didn't sleep with that girl.
K: I thought you were gay
B: You weren't saying that when we were all hiked up last night!!
K: I thought you were gay
B: You weren't saying that when we were all hiked up last night!!
by Sexy white panther January 30, 2018

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.
Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!
by Doc Of the Walk March 30, 2015

by Kmf101516 May 23, 2019
