“that bitch Carla Hernandez Mondragón Jimenez got me all around fucked up, mad hoe passion by bro, I can’t stand her!”
“deadass my nigga”
“deadass my nigga”
by Leo Chávez May 7, 2019
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Get the ALEXA HERNANDEZ mug.Antonio hernandez is a Mexican man who secretly escaped from Pablo escobars drug den, he crys over girls who doesn't like him back and he loves small talk with the younger girls around his postcode, he offers a noncey deal with the 12 year olds, If you bring a younger friend you get it all free. His unibrow is even longer than my lifespan, this neek sniffs his dad's cum socks in front of his expensive computer system that he boasts about to the gamers on roblox, Antonio loves curry flavoured food, also tacos, burritos and churros on special occasions. 100% would smash his mum, would cum on her bum. No homies would ever kiss him goodnight, not even his mum cause she is too busy fuckin me
by Council House March 12, 2020
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Get the carlos hernandez mug.A small kid who likes boys, but doesnt like being called gay so he dates girls that look like men and he has a small penis and zero intelligence
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Get the artie hernandez mug.when you drop feces into a partners mouth, they chew it up until it becomes poop juice, they gargle to break up any remaining solid. Then spits it on the partners face like "BLAHHHH!!!" and then you 69 long time.
1.eric, turn that shit down you dirty hernandez.
2.dude, seriously, i was soo drunk i gave a cow a dirty hernandez.
2.dude, seriously, i was soo drunk i gave a cow a dirty hernandez.
by Dylan ADam Dolphin January 12, 2005
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