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helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.
My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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helpme

Hey, that's helpme, she is cute!
by RubyDupy August 2, 2020
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helpmelp

helpmelp is gay
person: "hey you know helpmelp?"

person 2: "yeah hes pretty gay"
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Helper dog

1) A dog trained to help humans with various tasks like hunting ducks, finding hidden cocaine, herding sheep, etc.
2) By extension, a dog with no special training trying to help humans with some task beyond its capabilities or understanding (such as car repair or calculus), but mostly looking confused and getting in the way.
3) By extension, a human doing the same thing.
Don’t just stand there like a helper dog, go do something useful!”
by DM from BC March 16, 2021
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helmies

Derogatory term used to describe members of the United Nations and any of its subsidiary groups, targeting their signature blue helmets. International controversies and conspiracy theories regarding the UN suggest it is an evil and mysterious organization.
"Did you see what those helmies said about vaccines?"
"Yea dude, it's disgusting. I don't trust them at all."
by Trump Supporter June 1, 2021
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helplesslyxunsatisfied

A super cool swaggy editor that everyone should know
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little helper

A person that is happy to help others out of free will.
John: Do you want me to help you with that.

David: Aww thanks. You're my little helper. I owe you one
by blablabla0000 October 31, 2013
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