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Helicopter Splatter

A form of painting where a man dips his penis in a quality paint and proceeds to whip his penis around in a circular propeller motion.

Clockwise helicopter splatter tends to result in a more smooth and even coating, while counter-clockwise often results in a more textured and artistic look.

Circumcised penises hold more paint, similar to a longer nap on a paint roller.
Jane: "I really want to paint my room but I forgot to buy brushes. Too bad I don't have a penis, otherwise I would just helicopter splatter all over this motherfucker."
by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012
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Inside Helicopter

The art of cranking your shaft while inside a women's vagina. To perform the inside helicopter you must be well indowd.
Lay your ho ass up or belly down and while your cock is inside her grab a handful of your cock and crank it like a 29 Ford thus performing the inside helicopter.
by Stone Jizz July 30, 2011
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helicoptor cock

The forgotten art of cock spinning. Simply hold your semi-flaccid member at the base and twirl in a clockwise motion. It's important to achieve optimum size and weight for the best results.
he stood on stage and done a helicoptor to the crowd, twas marvellous
by Chris and Stan September 23, 2004
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Attack Helicopter

Attack Helicopter is used as a gender. I classify as a Attack Helicopter
by Shanady October 6, 2018
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Halifax Helicopter

A sex move involving a girl with no arms or legs, Where a man stands up while having an erection, inserts his penis into the woman's vagina, and spins her around and around on his penis.
Man 1: How was the Halifax helicopter last night?

Man 2: It didn't work, she wouldn't let me cut her legs off...
by Jabildo IIII July 11, 2012
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helicopter blowjob

When a girl uses ropes to hang from the ceiling and spins like a helicopter while performing oral sex
Dude i was getting a massage in Shanghai and the whore pulled ropes out, hung herself from the ceiling and gave me a helicopter blowjob!
by MoBukakke August 23, 2010
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japanese helicopter

A sexual position where one partner inserts his penis into the ass of another partner, male or female, then spins himself clockwise using only his penis as a pivot.
Tracy and I did the japanese helicopter all night long.
by EigthOrderBandpass March 1, 2009
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