A typical overspill of Stockport and surrounding areas. Where people who live in hazel grove want or long to live in the posh make believe part called Norbury. The A6 road slices through this hell hole of poverty. The A6 is like 8 mile to Americans. The 192 connects Stockport and other areas to Hazel Grove. Where outsiders gather to the incredibly rough bars and pubs to drink and fight. The A6 of hazel grove has little to offer. It is highly polluted by unlimited traffic and crime. The local ‘spoons is where the locals get tanked up then it’s off to the world infamous Bamboo club to fight the night away. If a nuclear bomb went off in that place. Needless to say there wouldn’t be any loss of life and benefit costs would fall in the area for a month or two. Hazel grove is an ugly, crime ridden dump. Avoid.

Hazel grove ‘if you’re barred from any pub in the local area for fighting don’t worreh Hazel Grove has got your back!’ You’ll need a gun or a knife to defend yourself in this aggressive town.

Hazel Grove by Voice of reason September 6, 2021

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hazel grove

The most beautiful shithole of south manchester. The epitome of teenage drinking and drug abuse. You can’t go within 300m of a field without seeing a group of 15 year olds either ketted out of their bean or with a bottle of v-kat. Its the place some call home. Its a place most avoid. If youre looking for a night out go to the bamboo with its sticky floors, its a once in a lifetime experience.

Lets go sit outside hazel grove maccies til we can find a motive

hazel grove by Brad.cp September 6, 2021

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Hazel grove

Full of dead girls , and pussy boys who think there bad on snap but pussies irl. Full of batty boys and perm heads called Husain yr10 ugly mofo thinks he can pull girls and his batty boy mate sahil

We go to hazel grove

Hazel grove by Free da gang October 8, 2021

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hazel eyes

Eyes which are a mixture of light/golden brown and green and sometimes a little of gray. -- To disagree with definition #2, hazel is not just " a nicer way of saying brown." On the eye color scale, they are lighter than a regular brown eye.

"Hazel eyes are due to a combination of a Rayleigh scattering and a more than moderate amount of melanin in the iris' anterior border layer.225 Hazel eyes often appear to shift in color from a light brown to a medium golden-dark green." (Wikipedia-eye color)

Hazel eyes change color depending on what color the person is wearing, the lighting, and mood. Otherwise known as "mood eyes".

hazel eyes by LisaE. April 8, 2009

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