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criminal hatchery

Another name for a woman who continually has babies that eventually end up in gangs etc. and who are destined to be burdens on society, and in prison.
Velveeta is pregnant again. Her first 8 kids are all in prison. What a criminal hatchery.
by mike87111 September 7, 2011
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batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among winter time lobster and crab fishermen in North America: on a vessel, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England and in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune, is a snow-brainer if you live in Canada or The northeastern United States
by Uncle Dimma March 7, 2015
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count your chickens before the egg hatched

Count your chickens before the egg hatched.
I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens
by Fursu May 2, 2016
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fuck a duck and see what hatches

1: (tells awesome story)
2: Well fuck a duck and see what hatches!
by AmElIa627 May 28, 2011
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hatchetman

symbol used by the juggalos its a man running with a meat cleaver
did you see that guys badass hatchetman necklace
by juggaloklown May 20, 2015
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Teri Hatcher Syndrome

A disease or condition where a formally attractive female begins to lose her beauty and/or gains weight. Occurs in multiple stages of varying severity, ending in death. Teri Hatcher was the first celebrity to get this disease.
I used to jerk off to Alyssa Milano, but now I think she has Stage 2 Teri Hatcher Syndrome.
by nikoff September 9, 2003
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Hatcher

Describe as a faggot
That guy over there is a Hatcher
by Heathan March 16, 2020
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