Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022
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Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022
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Harper Burgess

More than likely one of the most beautiful, gorgeous, sexiest, adorable girls in the planet. She is incredibly smart and knows how to make her lover happy to be with her. She's cracked at Fortnite and knows how to say a thing or two in Roblox chats ;). She is one of the most funny people you will ever meet. If you meet a Harper Burgess, wife her up because she will make you enjoy every second of the rest of your life.
"Is that a Harper Burgess? Woah she's beautiful, incredibly sexy, and very smart. I must wife her up immediately"
by ConnManATL January 11, 2025
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Lacy-Harper

A Lacy-Harper is a beautiful small little girl who is outgoing and willing to give things ago and if you don't have a lacy that's sad because she is such a girl to snuggle and always giggles to anything scary or funny if she smiles around you it means your a great person and that she likes you. Lacy-Harper also means a small family of like 4 and maybe 2 dogs and will always look out for you and have your back!!!!!
Lacy-Harper means a young genuine young lady with an open heart.
by Lila rose May 12, 2018
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Harpering

The act of standing around and playing on your phone avoiding work at all cost
I went in back and Christian was harpering, typical
by cheekyjew January 07, 2015
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Devin Micheal Harper

These kinds of humans are better grilled with charcoal as it is to better saturate the skin color
Person 1: “Devin Micheal Harper is better spitroasted”
Person 2: “Actually if you spit roast them they’ll explode due to the amount of ’gyat’ in the Devin Micheal Harper”
by Korg joeyish November 27, 2023
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Cayt Harper

The greatest and most gorgeous girl you will ever meet.
Man I wish I was as awesome as Cayt Harper
by Unicornz-are-real October 17, 2017
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