Harkey

The act of playing a prank on someone (either funny or mean) by pissing on their belongings and leaving it for them to find later, wet and cold - or possibly warm.

After a night of drinking, John was angry with Victor and decided to harkey all over his suitcase.

by FU WADE February 8, 2018

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waste matter discharged from the body in a tightly wound coil; especially : waste (as feces) discharged from the alimentary canal.

"I went into the Library and took a "harker" in the main aisle."

by Mike Nicholson June 29, 2006

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The Harker School is a reknowned money hungry school. Known for the mi changs that go there or the other many nationalities that become white washed there. People who go here usually have stupid families, but because they are so rich and stupid (definition of the guy above) they do not care that all that money could actually help feed starving people. Those who reject this and say they do help less fortunate people are just lieing to themselves because we all know they are just doing it so they can go to a more expensive school in the future.

Be smart and go to a good public school like EVHS, Silver Creek, or many others and donate the money you would've used if you went to Harker to homeless shelters.

The guy above is such a stereotype mi chang.

The Harker School removes all cultural identity from those who go there and make them mi chang.

by EVHS Student July 23, 2008

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The Harker School is a school full of nerds who have no life. They constantly talk about math and politics. The sports suck and there are no hot people. Half of the school is asian and the other is Indian. They claim to be diverse, but how is a school diverse if it has only two races. Students are mean and beyond smart.

Mom: If you are not getting good grades why am I paying $40,000 for you to attend Harker.
Student: Mom I have A's in all of my classes.
Mom: I don't see any A+'s.

by santaclauseisdabeast February 7, 2017

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the nerdiest, most expensive school. no hot guys or girls. not athletic attttt alllllll. nerds who are not invited to parties. spend nights studying alone. the most popular girls and guys date eachother, and maybe some bel boys if they get pitied. harker is the nerdiest school for rich parents who want their kids to have no social life. their dances suck, nobody even yikes.

person 1: harker is so academically strong!
person 2: harker who?

by memeslut101 February 1, 2017

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