handjolina

What a male would name his left or right hand when ejaculating

shit handjolina did the trick last night, she made me cum faster then Palmala Handerson

by Caldoski March 22, 2009

The Shading Handjob Correlation

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs

rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?

by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009

hanukkah

8 nights of latkes, fried greasy potato pancakes, for dinner, and having to "try" to act excited. It is hard to pretend but I dont want to make my Mom and Dad fell bad. OK, the candles are fun but my mom wont let me play with the matches and is worried the house will burn down if I lite the candles or I might burn my fingers, but really, can't you spare even one magic elf bring us toys too. I am a good boy. Honest.

Dear Santa, do you have any magic Jewish elves to spare around Hanukkah? See my sister says you know Yenta Claus? Is there really such a person or not? Is there really a Hanukkah Harry? Who is this Santa Cohen and are any of them magic elves? Are they really jewish too? Is Yenta Claus real? If that is true ask her not to forget me. Just say I am good and to give me an ipod.
I love you, Thank you Jacob

by JacobSeth121899 September 22, 2006

Handjob

Also known as a career in the hand model industry.

"Oh man, I just got a handjob"

by KumaPaws376 February 6, 2010

Hanumas

The interweaving of Christian and Jewish holidays for those individuals that have married outside of their respective faiths.

Ephraim a Jewish man married Mary a Christian Woman. In their inability to decide which Holiday to Observe they created Hanumas. Where they give gifts over many days rather than just one day.

Other References:
christmakwanzakah
Christmakkah

by Oliver Closeov December 22, 2005

Hanui

(v.) to facebook stalk
(n.) the act of facebook stalking

I really like this guy so i was checking up on facebook and hanuiing him.

"YOU FOUND YOUR DATE ON FACEBOOK?!? YOU JUST PULLED A HANUI!"

by yomommasofat June 28, 2009

handjob hansen

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.

"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."

by Paganwolf74 September 3, 2005